Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 591433887788302355
You're about to get your head spun around like the Exorcist, little boy
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@Cole get a Gherkin keyboard kit
if only they passed laws what required all vending machines be with transparent plates so customers could see the mechanism
but why
(like that would help.... industry would just move using black pipes and plastic)
ahh yes
fml
:D
the gherkin isnt wireless
iirc
I'm really not sharing your viewpoint that these mini mechanical keyboards are "portable", guys
not my idea of portable when it looks the same like a desktop keyboard but it's missing keys
yeah, those keyboards are clearly defunct and you should probably return them anyway 😏
that AVATTO folding keyboard was kinda what I had in mind
why do you meme me Wind :(
someone i know in uni had one of those folding keyboards, it was super neat and i was almost tempted enough to buy one just for the novelty
lmao
Imagine unironically spending 90 dollars for a sleep mask with flashing red lights in it
Got chinked
more like
Got caught selling chinkshit
If the chinks are selling them for 15, unit cost is probably closer to 7
meaning those california bitches are trying to make a 1000+% profit
<:brainlet:589104479887032330> "Uh, Product development costs money, and there's also our investors to repay, and, uh, uh..."
@Matthew Pricing aside, do those masks work?
I only wake up remembering that I've dreamt once every few months. Would be worth trying if they kinda do.
Or maybe not. Pretty sure half the ones I remember involved spiders.
Put an alarm for the middle of the night
wake up then sleep again
You’ll remember your dream in the morning
the second you get up, write everything down
you forget you even dreamt quick unless you think about the dream while awake
@timsandtoms if you dream about spiders you're eating spiders in your sleep
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Meh. Probably good protein.