I'll probably move up north one day

mmm

Once I get married in 6 years I'm moving up into the winter woods

nigga how you planning a marriage 6 years out

just am

i thought i would be married at 24

https://twitter.com/mugshawtys/status/1000218761985748993?s=19

and if I don't get married by 22, I just won't get married

All the good women will be gone

ok dummy

lol jordan, fella

I'm listening to 1980s new wave Kiwi rock
Peak degeneracy in my household

Wisconsin is bad for women

lemme tell you a little trick about being male

WISCONSIN HAS GOOD WOMEN
Just not in the Southern half

you can date younger women

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1011819474574561283

I'll probably just live alone, with my thoughts and Christmas music

shut up fag

Brah
With a defeatist attitude and a refusal to actively pursue good women you're dooming yourself

You have to try lol

you have to become chad

Women in my area hate me

That's literally incel talk

same here

women in my area are thots though

don't be desperate, but you can give a reasonable effort

I have a full time job, volunteer a lot, signed up for local GOP, work out

trust God

dating honestly doesnt get harder the older you get

it gets easier

It is legit true that in parts of Wisconsin if you don't basically get drunk at least 5 times a week you don't fit in

Not when everyone woman around me is a whore

https://media.giphy.com/media/Xj66IftWaPXDq/giphy.gif

then go somewhere else

"oh wow, youre 27 and have a career? I'm 21 and hot, can you show me the ropes?"

I'll move into the woods by myself and hunt

like a caveman

ooga booga