Something like that...

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LOL type "America" into google.

The location result is somebodies bedroom.

It's the bed for birthing anchor babies

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hey no slurs allowed

I'm an anchor baby that's our word

you can say "ancha baby" though

Yall homies still insist on being miserable, huh?

Sorry Jeb, I meant "superior citizens"

you can say it just not with a hard R

@Papa Pizzagate Dude I got a cool new job and have good personal prospects, and am making steady progress on professional and betterment goals. *My life* is all in all pretty good. I'm just gonna both be honest and laugh at the macro scale picture of things in Estados Unidos.

I'd say "ride the tiger," but any meme older than three months gets scorn, so I guess imagine I said something like that but different.

What's the silliest conspiracy theory you guys believe in? Right now I'm listening to a podcast about the frozen head of Walt Disney

Holodomor being fake, and Walt Disney's head being frozen lol

@Current Ronin sarcastically or really?

No I am actually listening to it haha

I found it cause of this youtube channel called defunct. About how certain corporations and mergers just fell apart

Anyone familiar with David icke’s reptoid theory?

The craziest conspiracy theory I believe is that Chuck E. Cheese reuses their pizza

😂 very woke

I'd get in trouble if I mentioned what conspiracy theories I believe in 😳

White people WERE genetically engineered by ancient Kang Yakub, and here's why that's a good thing.

@NITRODUBS wtf haha no way

Look it up it has a lot of traction right now lmao

Dude Shane Dawson bringing the heat haha

There's a meme conspiracy theory that wind turbines are fake and are actually using electricity via generators. I love it.

Shane? I only know based Amerindian, Asian-GF having Ryan Dawson

Shane Dawson is a youtuber that just released an hour and a half long conspiracy video

That's how I found out about the mattress firm conspiracy

Matress Firm?

I'm partial to the theory that both Finland and North Dakota are fake

Yeah dude. There's a ton of mattress firm stores and no one is ever in them...but there's like 3 within a few blocks from each other all of the country in various towns haha

And that the Denver Airport is the international headquarters of the Illuminati

But I drove through ND...

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...did you?

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People say 911 happened but I've never been to new York so