Message from @パートナーキラー

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2019-05-16 15:42:43 UTC  

@Sheep of HAZeus Pendulum experience south of the equator?

2019-05-16 15:44:33 UTC  

@Sheep of HAZeus Something to do with the direction storms rotate?

2019-05-16 15:45:00 UTC  

@Sheep of HAZeus 👍🏻👍🏻

2019-05-16 15:45:35 UTC  

And water in the toilet bowl

2019-05-16 15:45:57 UTC  

And in a sink

2019-05-16 15:46:28 UTC  

Should turn same way on a flat earth now that I think of it

2019-05-16 15:50:42 UTC  

I didn't read your whole story from the beginning, but those who say it's flat, have some explaning to do with the rotation direction of hurricanes ans syclones.

2019-05-16 15:53:17 UTC  

For you Agents out there ;

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484514023698726912/578610938752663556/keanu-reeves-i-am-an-fbi-agent-33EExitWvv5X5wtf.jpg

2019-05-16 15:57:42 UTC  

A German Shephard, a doberman and a cat all go to heaven. God ask the German Shephard what do you believe in. The Shephard replies "Obedeience to my master"
God says "Very good, you may sit on my right side"
God then ask the doberman "what do you believe in?"
The doberman replies "Companionshi to my master"
God says "very good, you may now sit at my left"
God asks the cat "What do you believe in?"
The Cat replies "I believe you are sat in my seat!"

2019-05-16 15:57:48 UTC  

@Sheep of HAZeus I'll check that later, gotta take a nap before night shift

2019-05-16 15:58:04 UTC  

lol

2019-05-16 15:58:56 UTC  

@Human Sheeple 😂 True that

2019-05-16 16:04:56 UTC  

ecks dee

2019-05-16 16:06:37 UTC  

cool

2019-05-16 16:08:28 UTC  

<a:AyaHooray:528042349054394378>

2019-05-16 16:09:22 UTC  

~~casually waits to be lectured by some random christian~~

2019-05-16 16:10:04 UTC  

sounds like i really don’t care

2019-05-16 16:12:24 UTC  

i’m here to kill time

2019-05-16 16:12:44 UTC  

thirsts for what

2019-05-16 16:12:49 UTC  

i’m perfectly hydrated rn

2019-05-16 16:12:59 UTC  

i’m not scared of death

2019-05-16 16:13:29 UTC  

i don’t need anything atm lmao

2019-05-16 16:13:43 UTC  

i’m an asexual, lonely bastärd anyways

2019-05-16 16:13:58 UTC  

?

2019-05-16 16:14:25 UTC  

okei

2019-05-16 16:16:09 UTC  

i don’t know how words can live but you do you man

2019-05-16 16:16:49 UTC  

i don’t fear boredom, i just like to brutally murder it

2019-05-16 16:17:10 UTC  

wdym mask

2019-05-16 16:17:54 UTC  

i actually don’t *fear* boredom, i just like to get rid of it

2019-05-16 16:18:01 UTC  

plus, humor is fun

2019-05-16 16:19:29 UTC  

humor is a way of lightening the mood

2019-05-16 16:19:40 UTC  

humor never has anything to do with “mistakes”

2019-05-16 16:20:04 UTC  

not *wanting*

2019-05-16 16:20:07 UTC  

key word wanting

2019-05-16 16:21:38 UTC  

i don’t have to fear that at all

2019-05-16 16:21:46 UTC  

all my jokes lighten the mood no matter what

2019-05-16 16:22:15 UTC  

i dont have to fear saying the wrong joke because my friends are perfect, and laugh at all of them

2019-05-16 16:23:17 UTC  

i can literally just say the word ‘fūck’ and they would laugh

2019-05-16 16:23:37 UTC  

if i told my jokes someone not my friend, but my age, they would laugh as well