😔

>thinks about walking at sunset with gf

>heart sputters

I went on a walk last night at sundown
and I realized something

poop and pee and butt

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

guess what

faaaaaaart

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!

thank you vin, very cool!

i want a gf i can sleep with, fart under the covers and then pull the covers over her head

and she laughs

Mission Accomplished!

then i wake up and make her heart shaped pancakes

she can eat in bed

but i burn them so theyre bad

and mess up trying to carve it into a heart

but she says "aw thats sweet! at least you tried!"

🙂

I just want an Aryan baby factory

i want an emo baby factory

or an anprim baby factory

post Aurora

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1013473574768840705?s=21

v

im still waiting for the real slim shady to stand up

you will be waiting for a long time bro

im a skater boy

Thoughts?

skating is gay

this is me

Gay

You're Mom Is Gay.

You Are Mom Is Gay.