Thank you Maxwell

Maxwells silver hammer?

https://www.theonion.com/experts-warn-hurricane-dorian-could-devastate-florida-s-1837714189

Any one get the reference

beatles?

I'm too interested in how a Sea-Doo reproduces

Anyone know Beatles songs ice ice baby got it

https://local.theonion.com/teenagers-making-out-in-park-have-no-idea-what-the-hell-1837812615

😎

Just shoving fingers into each other

Working on the night moves

That's me and @𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤's mom

Oooo nooo

😎

nah that's me and my wife

same thing?

I believe onion was banned on Twitter or Facebook

And then I wave my hand around some and all the ash flies off

Because it was spreading fake news

The Onion is hilarious lmao

shhsbs

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 looks like an onion

What is this story XD

Lol I just picked it because of the headline

But the excerpt is hilarious

@Dragonbreath You look like the clown I saw yesterday

@𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 🖤 that's me and your mom and I put my fingers into her ears ;)

elaborate on how the two 15-year-olds needed to adjust their configuration and methodology in order to facilitate better breathing and, overall, simply take things slower and more gently.

The onion is gold lol

@Dragonbreath bruv why you gotta talk about meh mum

First thing I would tell those two 15year-old is open your eyes and look directly into the eyes of the person you’re kissing make an emotional commitment look deep into the soul before you take things any further

I'll stick my fingers into my own ears 😳

https://politics.theonion.com/trump-vows-to-eat-all-surplus-pork-products-china-refus-1837625421

215 year olds

First thing I would tell those 215-year-old is open your eyes and look directly into the eyes of the person you’re kissing make an emotional commitment look deep into the soul before you take things any further

That's kinda old

Two. 15 yr olds. Hahahah

speech to text is a blessing

Yeah. I love its short comings

It’s like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re going to get

I'm gonna make an emotional commitment to those ashes and stick my fingers deep inside the urn