why wouldnt i just eat celery

I mean you can eat it too

Dear liberals

its probably 70%water anyway

Eating it is much easier

I am going to a very liberal college this fall

How do I get trad gf

heres the 7 step plan to getting a trad gf:

your trad gf has a body count of 10

Already considering joining outing, beekeeping, and shooting sports clubs

That's going to be me

that’s a good one jordan except it needs my dog leading the way

just go to church nigger

LOL

You wanna see the only church I saw in town

tfw no gf and unwilling to pursue one because I know I'm unworthy of the one I want

is it some unitarian shit denomination?

barry that wasn’t a good thing to say about yorself

oof

Surely Unitarian is heresy

No?

@Ben oof

gotta be truthful my man

yeah it is

they are universalists

There might be another one

I knew a guy who grew up in the united church of canada

Same @Barry White

he converted to islam

But it is a very liberal area

https://youtu.be/IrZ2bDv2Kmc

white guy too

I mean they don’t believe in Trinity

reminder