Message from @CloseDanger

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2020-10-05 08:08:07 UTC  

one hell of a jump - it can only slow to 150MPH so when you jump out of that, you are blowing around like a leaf on the road

2020-10-05 08:08:28 UTC  

Sounds like fun.

2020-10-05 08:08:32 UTC  

thats why u jump feet first

2020-10-05 08:10:04 UTC  

Don’t tell Ahkmed. He thinks he’s supposed to dive head first.

2020-10-05 08:10:12 UTC  

yes, in case you hit your buddy who jumped out the other door

2020-10-05 08:10:37 UTC  

Remember after the plane is the vortex, and you are in that

2020-10-05 08:11:01 UTC  

ever seen that video of that couple bare ass naked fucking while skydiving

2020-10-05 08:11:10 UTC  

can jerk your balls into your throat

2020-10-05 08:11:46 UTC  

> ever seen that video of that couple bare ass naked fucking while skydiving
@Ricky Beanbag

Now that you mention it, that sounds like a great idea.

2020-10-05 08:12:02 UTC  

i bet the orgasm was the most intense of all time

2020-10-05 08:12:06 UTC  

I’m sure they had quite the orgasm.

2020-10-05 08:12:10 UTC  

Oh, yeah.

2020-10-05 08:12:51 UTC  

theres not enough drugs on earth to get me to jump out of a plane tho

2020-10-05 08:13:36 UTC  

i really really wanna go skydiving and i hope i can get to do that while in the air force

2020-10-05 08:13:40 UTC  

but i doubt it

2020-10-05 08:14:00 UTC  

grab an assignment near Airborne

2020-10-05 08:14:00 UTC  

i have 3 cousins in the air force

2020-10-05 08:14:09 UTC  

para rescue

2020-10-05 08:14:24 UTC  

PJs are badass

2020-10-05 08:14:27 UTC  

We paid off loadmasters with airborne school slots

2020-10-05 08:15:16 UTC  

what is to be airforce if you can't even jump out of your flaming junk plane as a parachutist?

2020-10-05 12:16:07 UTC  

shut up zack u nerd

2020-10-05 12:16:12 UTC  

nice glasses fat fuck

2020-10-05 12:16:39 UTC  

DURR CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW MARVEL ACTION FIGURES DUURR

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/758768007102464010/762649455781740564/prTfTAg6_400x400.png

2020-10-05 12:16:51 UTC  

Press Secretary:
@AFJustice
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@AFJAction

Formerly: ThinkProgress (RIP).
Queer, atheist, proud SJW, pianist,
@icalumni
. Opinions my own. (He/Him)

2020-10-05 12:17:04 UTC  

has to include PIANIST

2020-10-05 12:19:08 UTC  

Never built shit in his life

2020-10-05 12:19:21 UTC  

schooling US on WWar and Business

2020-10-05 12:19:33 UTC  

You shallow dumbfuck democrats

2020-10-05 12:19:39 UTC  

muffinheads

2020-10-05 12:20:02 UTC  

empty as a shallow hall echoing in pelosi's empty chamber

2020-10-05 12:24:32 UTC  

People like him breed bro lmfao

2020-10-05 12:24:51 UTC  

I hope that queer doesnt

2020-10-05 12:26:49 UTC  

I fought my ass off for this place motherfucker.

2020-10-05 12:27:52 UTC  

You shallow shell of a human - mimic the other idiots and come up with a better selling point.

2020-10-05 12:28:29 UTC  

Be the one out of 100 lobotomized parrots to teach the US the wrong in their ways

2020-10-05 12:29:09 UTC  

Even 100 monkeys have a chance to type something seemingly coherent. Why don't you give it a try.

2020-10-05 12:29:45 UTC  

piano teacher

2020-10-05 12:30:54 UTC  

Actually come back to me and answer for this world you want that just does not exist, asshole.

2020-10-05 12:32:29 UTC  

He wants America occupied by the 'friendly Democracies' which would not exist without our largesse.