Message from @Ricky Beanbag

Discord ID: 762588429144948747


2020-10-05 08:06:38 UTC  

> How many lasagna MREs can a C5 hold? <:atlast:758774926869004348>
@V.#5617

How many sea bags can he carry? 😅

2020-10-05 08:07:28 UTC  

We did a Battalion jump out of one

2020-10-05 08:08:06 UTC  

> I can do shorthand mathematics like that if i actually use them but theoretical stuff like parabolas im too apathetic to study with any degree of success
@V.#5617

These days, they all claim that’s elementary algebra, which to an extent is true, but who really applies it anyway? Even if you’re in CS, you’re never going to use it.

2020-10-05 08:08:07 UTC  

one hell of a jump - it can only slow to 150MPH so when you jump out of that, you are blowing around like a leaf on the road

2020-10-05 08:08:28 UTC  

Sounds like fun.

2020-10-05 08:08:32 UTC  

thats why u jump feet first

2020-10-05 08:10:04 UTC  

Don’t tell Ahkmed. He thinks he’s supposed to dive head first.

2020-10-05 08:10:12 UTC  

yes, in case you hit your buddy who jumped out the other door

2020-10-05 08:10:37 UTC  

Remember after the plane is the vortex, and you are in that

2020-10-05 08:11:01 UTC  

ever seen that video of that couple bare ass naked fucking while skydiving

2020-10-05 08:11:10 UTC  

can jerk your balls into your throat

2020-10-05 08:11:46 UTC  

> ever seen that video of that couple bare ass naked fucking while skydiving
@Ricky Beanbag

Now that you mention it, that sounds like a great idea.

2020-10-05 08:12:02 UTC  

i bet the orgasm was the most intense of all time

2020-10-05 08:12:06 UTC  

I’m sure they had quite the orgasm.

2020-10-05 08:12:10 UTC  

Oh, yeah.

2020-10-05 08:12:51 UTC  

theres not enough drugs on earth to get me to jump out of a plane tho

2020-10-05 08:13:36 UTC  

i really really wanna go skydiving and i hope i can get to do that while in the air force

2020-10-05 08:13:40 UTC  

but i doubt it

2020-10-05 08:14:00 UTC  

grab an assignment near Airborne

2020-10-05 08:14:00 UTC  

i have 3 cousins in the air force

2020-10-05 08:14:09 UTC  

para rescue

2020-10-05 08:14:24 UTC  

PJs are badass

2020-10-05 08:14:27 UTC  

We paid off loadmasters with airborne school slots

2020-10-05 08:15:16 UTC  

what is to be airforce if you can't even jump out of your flaming junk plane as a parachutist?

2020-10-05 12:16:07 UTC  

shut up zack u nerd

2020-10-05 12:16:12 UTC  

nice glasses fat fuck

2020-10-05 12:16:39 UTC  

DURR CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW MARVEL ACTION FIGURES DUURR

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2020-10-05 12:16:51 UTC  

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Formerly: ThinkProgress (RIP).
Queer, atheist, proud SJW, pianist,
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. Opinions my own. (He/Him)

2020-10-05 12:17:04 UTC  

has to include PIANIST

2020-10-05 12:19:08 UTC  

Never built shit in his life

2020-10-05 12:19:21 UTC  

schooling US on WWar and Business

2020-10-05 12:19:33 UTC  

You shallow dumbfuck democrats

2020-10-05 12:19:39 UTC  

muffinheads

2020-10-05 12:20:02 UTC  

empty as a shallow hall echoing in pelosi's empty chamber

2020-10-05 12:24:32 UTC  

People like him breed bro lmfao

2020-10-05 12:24:51 UTC  

I hope that queer doesnt

2020-10-05 12:26:49 UTC  

I fought my ass off for this place motherfucker.

2020-10-05 12:27:52 UTC  

You shallow shell of a human - mimic the other idiots and come up with a better selling point.

2020-10-05 12:28:29 UTC  

Be the one out of 100 lobotomized parrots to teach the US the wrong in their ways

2020-10-05 12:29:09 UTC  

Even 100 monkeys have a chance to type something seemingly coherent. Why don't you give it a try.