Kung Fu or was it Egg Fu Yong

Fung Ku

I'd hurt myself

Bingo! How You Can Learn Martial Arts At Home By Yourself YT video.. first search lol

Why not just carry a firearm?

Did not work so well for the Karate Kid.....

I will be a black a belt by the end of the week

@Notsoperfect I could print ya a nice certificate

You ROCK!

Spin kick.. I can picture my success

I'll even put a gold start on it

At my age I'll be waxing for months

I did Tae Kuk Mu Sul, developed by Grand Master Kim from South Korea.
Nobody’s heard of it but it incorporates many elements from many other styles.

Crane kick....

Oh will you @Socrates Would ya frame it for me?

No can defend

Nah, framing is up to you!

so basically you are sending me a pdf

Oh yea....you got it!

LOL

And you should thank me

I should

and I might

we will see

Teaser

🥋

At least it ain't a hajib

I feel like Martial arts would we so freeing.. to learn how to do.

I may try Jujutsu

Or however you spell it

Or, just leg wrestling

LOl

Thrown around a lot, huh?

I'm lucky I don't choke on chopsticks

I love how you relate @Ron Ward

Jus here to help out when I can

Martial arts.. the Matrix style

Pause in mid air..

NEO

You might like Tae Kwon Do.
A lot less being thrown to the ground.

Low impact...my guess, Tai Chi