He broke down telling me never to talk to him again

Like bro im just calling you what you are

i was shit talking a kid in primary school before school and his mum saw from inside the carpark

she marched out and started screaming at me

i was shit talking a kid in primary school before school and his mum saw from inside the carpark

I then preceded to cuck him and his dad in front of them.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lanius. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of irony most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Lanius' ironic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Irony literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lanius truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Lanius' existential catchphrase "tfw no gf," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lanius' genius wit unfolds itself on their cpomputer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

no lanius as a 10 year old definitely fucked this kids mum infront of her dad, at school

@Joe the boomer why would u doubt that

lanius needs to read the bants about him take in that information and improve the shitty content he posts

This

hiding my eggplants are freggin thriving

hes posted the same shit content for months and months and then everytime he gets called out he just does a troll face or says "no u"

its getting sad

went from cringing to pity

@Joe the boomer just harvested 30 zuchinni

Gave one to everyone at my grandfathers birthday party lmao

do americans have feijoas

DAMN

@Sleightology wut

Broke: Shit Posting
Woke: Taking the bants and improving your posting
Bespoke: Broke Shit posting because you know it'll piss people off. <:smug:402400327313391616>

Im growing a ton of strawberries too

maybe next year i will be able to pull in that much harvest

Though the leaves are starting to wilt

stop pretending its just trolling lanius

Making me sad

to much heat ?

to much sun ?

It literally is. lol

Yes

do you think maybe you were bullied in school not because you are fat but because you are autistic?

imagiune being so fucking dumb you piss off your friends instead of trolling them

how fucking dumb are u lanius

seriosuly

do americans have feijoas or what

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its not the same thing

Maybe that's the point.