um

Mostly because it started out as a "what if you woke up and this was at the end of your bed* scenarios.

lmao

*I fucking live for those scenarios.*

Or like "you open your closet and Alex Jones is just sitting there staring at you jacking off, waht do?"

those types of things.

i would just chill with alex

pick his brain

Yeah I'd probably wonder what the hell made him want to jack off in my closet.

I wouldn't even be like scared.

I'd probably just ask him if that whole thing with the chili was real.

"wtf are you doing alex"
"nothing PATRIOT, i am here for YOU!!"

Y'know how he went to court and literally said he forgot about times with his kids because he had this dankass bowl of chili right before?

YEAH

What the hell?

you cant write this guy

Like was that supposed to be a sufficient legal excuse?

he seems fine over it

I have a half Jewish cousin who's pretty into him.

and apprently he solved that whole situation

*how the hell does he do it*

idk

i love alex

even though hes cucky on some issues

he is so much better than these fraud conservatives

I like that he called out Ben Shapiro finally.

I think reality is finally closing in around that shit head.

yeah he deserved it

ben acts like he runs the whole entire conservative movement

because his retard fans tell him he does

https://twitter.com/MrNashington/status/1019203134038605826

Evopra

so this is the power of evropa

dam we really gotta rise up

jews want to destroy this

evropa rises from the ashes

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