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Going from MAGA to KAG.
Just days after Andy Dick was charged with misdemeanor sexual battery, footage resurfaced of the comedian getting handsy with Ivanka Trump on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
In the 2007 clip, Dick, now 52, rubs Trump’s legs and asks her about th on them.
The impeccably media-trained Trump, now 36, is seen swatting away his hand while maintaining a smile, then clutching his arms to keep them off of her.
“Did I say I’m single?” she quipped to Kimmel. “I meant I had a boyfriend.”
At one point, Kimmel rises and physically moves Dick away from Trump, warning, “Donald Trump would kill both of us.”
When Kimmel sits back down, Ivanka tells him, “Before coming on the show, I think my father made you promise to defend my honor. And this is before we knew Andy would be on it with me!”
Dick then reaches for her ponytail, to which Kimmel playfully but firmly says, “Andy, you promised you’d behave yourself.”
After the episode first aired, Kimmel told Extra that Dick was “out of it.”
“[Ivanka] came out … he wanted a big, wet kiss,” Kimmel added. “It was time for Andy to go, so I escorted him out by his feet.”
Kimmel also said that Dick wasn’t upset or even apologetic, just “nutty … He always makes me a little uncomfortable. You have no idea what he’s going to do next.”
Dick actually reminisced about the moment himself in December 2017.
“The time I ‘groped’ Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live,’ ” he captioned a screenshot of the episode on Instagram. “Her legs were sparkling, and I was trying to see if the glitter would wipe off. I also mistakenly thought she would date me. I was jokingly carried off by security. Is anybody going to carry Trump off? No joke. Confusing times.”
Lol
Kids soldiers were also made to rape their mothers
Violet77 you are cracking me up with those memes
You have gained a rank @tattered flag, you just advanced to 2 . Thanks for all you do Patriot!
also, sometimes, wearing a cape *is* a LARP
@Page see that is crazy if I was at a party and saw that I would find that disturbing
OUTSIDE THE COURTHOUSE: Therese "Patricia" Okoumou, the woman who climbed onto the Statue of Liberty on the 4th of July, spoke outside a New York City courthouse. "When they go low, we go high, and I went as high as I could go," she said. More: https://cbsloc.al/2KLqjJU
and it was not a LARP
@ʙɪɴᴀʀʏ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ🐉🦋 youd hang around peopel doing stuff like pizzaate imagery and spirit cooking?
Well my gma told me. It’s sad. People with money can do anything they want and do whatever they want. Hence corruption
@B єℓℓα verità can u spot me$5
#AroundTheNation: A "small sample of frozen tuberculosis" was inadvertently released in an internal bridge between two research buildings at Johns Hopkins Medicine in Baltimore, the hospital said Thursday.
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@JonJon mmmaube lol
@B єℓℓα verità I'd run like hell....you don't wear that on your head!
You have gained a rank @Magnify ✝ Q 👉MAGA-KAG, you just advanced to 17 . Thanks for all you do Patriot!
@JonJon to infiltrate 😉
lol
stronger stomach than me
JK 😉
The elite in hollywood are shitting themselves right now they so mad
naked doesnt turn me on...I liek when they keep shoes on