Message from @KLATU

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2019-08-23 02:16:34 UTC  

we joke so much in much lol

2019-08-23 02:16:44 UTC  

She loved when I was sleeping

2019-08-23 02:16:50 UTC  

they are terrible, do a peeping sound when i back up

2019-08-23 02:17:30 UTC  

woke up on the beach when i was napping with one on each arm, they were carrying me toward the water screaming to make way they were returning a beached wahle..

2019-08-23 02:17:37 UTC  

beeping*

2019-08-23 02:17:48 UTC  

jeeze my typos ruining my jokes

2019-08-23 02:17:50 UTC  

LOL oh my word

2019-08-23 02:18:20 UTC  

Sounds like stuff my brothers would say LOL Boys are such brats sometimes

2019-08-23 02:18:44 UTC  

my oldest are 6 years from my youngest, they thought it would be funny to teah the baby the world vagina once in walmart

2019-08-23 02:18:56 UTC  

oh my word

2019-08-23 02:19:03 UTC  

i told you they are tards lol

2019-08-23 02:19:09 UTC  

but i love em lol

2019-08-23 02:19:09 UTC  

<:PepeLOL:539084299954028565>

2019-08-23 02:20:14 UTC  

@MissKitty LOL I survived the "mothers curse". My kids were NOTHING like I was thank GOD !

2019-08-23 02:20:52 UTC  

needless to say all toddlers repeat all new words 50 times as loud as they can, so i had a 3 year old shouting vagina for 20 minutes

2019-08-23 02:21:04 UTC  

😂

2019-08-23 02:21:09 UTC  

Yeah that's not embarrassing at all lol

2019-08-23 02:21:16 UTC  

right lol

2019-08-23 02:21:26 UTC  

lol

2019-08-23 02:21:34 UTC  

😊

2019-08-23 02:22:45 UTC  

Mmmmmmm...time to nibble on some pret-zels !! 😋

2019-08-23 02:22:56 UTC  

i used to tell my oldest son a buzzard came along and shat on a rock and the sun hatched him out

2019-08-23 02:23:13 UTC  

🥚

2019-08-23 02:23:43 UTC  

so he got me back in gradeschool when the teacher wanted a parent teacher conference cus during family tree he cut out a picture of a bird and had it in his father place

2019-08-23 02:24:11 UTC  

oh my word.. lol your kids are hilarious

2019-08-23 02:24:27 UTC  

he thought it was hillariouse at least.. i felt like a bad mother hahaha

2019-08-23 02:24:37 UTC  

hahaha I bet

2019-08-23 02:24:41 UTC  

These kids !!

2019-08-23 02:26:04 UTC  

Beautiful lightening show over the mountains.. from my back windows ⚡

2019-08-23 02:26:23 UTC  

Ahhhh...nice ! I love lightning.

2019-08-23 02:26:44 UTC  

that boy, hes something else, once i was learning MOCH and i came home and hew anted me to practice on him( maybe i wanted to practice on him) its the move where they grab you from behind and you knee dip and throw them forwards, well i didnt account he was only 100 lbs and flew him over my shoulder and be bounced off the wall, jumped up laughing saying "do it again mom"

2019-08-23 02:27:14 UTC  

LOLOLOLOL

2019-08-23 02:27:24 UTC  

ahhahha oh my goodness

2019-08-23 02:27:34 UTC  

i was mortified lol i had just body slammed my son and he loved it lol

2019-08-23 02:27:35 UTC  

Yeah...that's like an Aikido move !!

2019-08-23 02:28:28 UTC  

hes a mans man now tho, i love hes not a pansy snowflake

2019-08-23 02:29:08 UTC  

@MissKitty Yep ! My son's a tough federal agent now !

2019-08-23 02:29:41 UTC  

I wouldn't mess with him now !

2019-08-23 02:29:44 UTC  

😉

2019-08-23 02:29:54 UTC  

my sons could kick my butt, no thanks lol

2019-08-23 02:31:06 UTC  

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