Message from @MissKitty

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2019-08-23 02:11:17 UTC  

some kids have to learn the hard way

2019-08-23 02:12:30 UTC  

@MissKitty When my son was three, he stumbled off of a stool right into a cast iron radiator ! Opened his forehead right up !

2019-08-23 02:12:38 UTC  

oh my word

2019-08-23 02:12:42 UTC  

that is terrible

2019-08-23 02:13:04 UTC  

We were lucky ! Only three stitches.

2019-08-23 02:13:14 UTC  

😱

2019-08-23 02:14:56 UTC  

my son then he was 10 rode off dumb bo hill ,on a dare, call that cus it was a 50 ft dropp onto bouders and youd have to be dumb to jump it

2019-08-23 02:15:02 UTC  

16 stapples

2019-08-23 02:15:13 UTC  

dumbo hill*

2019-08-23 02:15:21 UTC  

😮

2019-08-23 02:15:26 UTC  

😬

2019-08-23 02:15:29 UTC  

he is a tard lol

2019-08-23 02:15:46 UTC  

LOL But you love him !!! 😉

2019-08-23 02:15:55 UTC  

lol when hes sleeping

2019-08-23 02:16:10 UTC  

yeahhes my second favorite son lol

2019-08-23 02:16:23 UTC  

LOLOLOLOL THAT'S what my Mom used to say about ME !!! (for some reason)

2019-08-23 02:16:34 UTC  

we joke so much in much lol

2019-08-23 02:16:44 UTC  

She loved when I was sleeping

2019-08-23 02:16:50 UTC  

they are terrible, do a peeping sound when i back up

2019-08-23 02:17:30 UTC  

woke up on the beach when i was napping with one on each arm, they were carrying me toward the water screaming to make way they were returning a beached wahle..

2019-08-23 02:17:37 UTC  

beeping*

2019-08-23 02:17:48 UTC  

jeeze my typos ruining my jokes

2019-08-23 02:17:50 UTC  

LOL oh my word

2019-08-23 02:18:20 UTC  

Sounds like stuff my brothers would say LOL Boys are such brats sometimes

2019-08-23 02:18:44 UTC  

my oldest are 6 years from my youngest, they thought it would be funny to teah the baby the world vagina once in walmart

2019-08-23 02:18:56 UTC  

oh my word

2019-08-23 02:19:03 UTC  

i told you they are tards lol

2019-08-23 02:19:09 UTC  

but i love em lol

2019-08-23 02:19:09 UTC  

<:PepeLOL:539084299954028565>

2019-08-23 02:20:14 UTC  

@MissKitty LOL I survived the "mothers curse". My kids were NOTHING like I was thank GOD !

2019-08-23 02:20:52 UTC  

needless to say all toddlers repeat all new words 50 times as loud as they can, so i had a 3 year old shouting vagina for 20 minutes

2019-08-23 02:21:04 UTC  

😂

2019-08-23 02:21:09 UTC  

Yeah that's not embarrassing at all lol

2019-08-23 02:21:16 UTC  

right lol

2019-08-23 02:21:26 UTC  

lol

2019-08-23 02:21:34 UTC  

😊

2019-08-23 02:22:45 UTC  

Mmmmmmm...time to nibble on some pret-zels !! 😋

2019-08-23 02:22:56 UTC  

i used to tell my oldest son a buzzard came along and shat on a rock and the sun hatched him out

2019-08-23 02:23:13 UTC  

🥚

2019-08-23 02:23:43 UTC  

so he got me back in gradeschool when the teacher wanted a parent teacher conference cus during family tree he cut out a picture of a bird and had it in his father place

2019-08-23 02:24:11 UTC  

oh my word.. lol your kids are hilarious