Message from @KLATU

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Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:18:20 UTC  

Sounds like stuff my brothers would say LOL Boys are such brats sometimes

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:18:44 UTC  

my oldest are 6 years from my youngest, they thought it would be funny to teah the baby the world vagina once in walmart

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:18:56 UTC  

oh my word

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:19:03 UTC  

i told you they are tards lol

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:19:09 UTC  

but i love em lol

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:19:09 UTC  

<:PepeLOL:539084299954028565>

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:20:14 UTC  

@MissKitty LOL I survived the "mothers curse". My kids were NOTHING like I was thank GOD !

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:20:52 UTC  

needless to say all toddlers repeat all new words 50 times as loud as they can, so i had a 3 year old shouting vagina for 20 minutes

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:21:04 UTC  

😂

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:21:09 UTC  

Yeah that's not embarrassing at all lol

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:21:16 UTC  

right lol

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:21:26 UTC  

lol

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:21:34 UTC  

😊

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:22:45 UTC  

Mmmmmmm...time to nibble on some pret-zels !! 😋

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:22:56 UTC  

i used to tell my oldest son a buzzard came along and shat on a rock and the sun hatched him out

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:23:13 UTC  

🥚

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:23:43 UTC  

so he got me back in gradeschool when the teacher wanted a parent teacher conference cus during family tree he cut out a picture of a bird and had it in his father place

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:24:11 UTC  

oh my word.. lol your kids are hilarious

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:24:27 UTC  

he thought it was hillariouse at least.. i felt like a bad mother hahaha

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:24:37 UTC  

hahaha I bet

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:24:41 UTC  

These kids !!

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:26:04 UTC  

Beautiful lightening show over the mountains.. from my back windows ⚡

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:26:23 UTC  

Ahhhh...nice ! I love lightning.

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:26:44 UTC  

that boy, hes something else, once i was learning MOCH and i came home and hew anted me to practice on him( maybe i wanted to practice on him) its the move where they grab you from behind and you knee dip and throw them forwards, well i didnt account he was only 100 lbs and flew him over my shoulder and be bounced off the wall, jumped up laughing saying "do it again mom"

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:27:14 UTC  

LOLOLOLOL

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:27:24 UTC  

ahhahha oh my goodness

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:27:34 UTC  

i was mortified lol i had just body slammed my son and he loved it lol

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:27:35 UTC  

Yeah...that's like an Aikido move !!

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:28:28 UTC  

hes a mans man now tho, i love hes not a pansy snowflake

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:29:08 UTC  

@MissKitty Yep ! My son's a tough federal agent now !

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:29:41 UTC  

I wouldn't mess with him now !

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:29:44 UTC  

😉

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:29:54 UTC  

my sons could kick my butt, no thanks lol

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:31:06 UTC  

🕵🏻

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:31:23 UTC  

It's ok that he could " tune me up " I want him to be tough to survive out there !

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:33:02 UTC  

@Notsoperfect Oh man...bummer. The pretzels are GONE ! Gotta re-supply tomorrow !

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:33:08 UTC  

oh no

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:33:11 UTC  

no more snacks

KLATU
2019-08-23 02:33:33 UTC  

I still gots plenty of fruit !

MissKitty
2019-08-23 02:33:42 UTC  

yeah i just wish i had been awake when i reaised my kids, they dont believe me about the deep state now they call me a radical

Notsoperfect
2019-08-23 02:33:42 UTC  

what kinds?