i've had THAT unfortunately

I'm not gay, hence I don't drink soda

how bout mountain dew?

or canada dry?

Kills your sperm

dr pepper with real cane sugar

Mountain dew kills your sperm

meh... pepper is too sweet

mexican coke

Dusty, at this point of my life, i'm not really thinking about that

lol

Have another kid

Gotta have a son man

i'm 42

wife is 39 this year

Sons continue on your lineage

another child isn't really in the cards......

ya lineage of being gay

i mean if it happens ill thank God for it

Father's give up their daughters to another man

That's how it's always been

She takes his name

gotta make sure its the right one

It’s a leap of faith

well, there are some tell tail signs

if he has a man bun, or doesn't like guns

And sons take a father's daughter

get out of muh house

unless you are a samurai, viking or pirate i don't want to see no man bun

if he says he doesnt want at least 3 kids

is another one

When I have a daughter I’m gonna get her into MMA and armed protection.

i've been t eaching my daughter how to shoot since she is 6

@DeplorablePapa based

Let Joe court her when she's 16

Joe is a good suitor

Joe wouldn't do that

he is a good Christian man

Joe is mature dud e

I'm serious

He's everything you would want for a son in law