lol

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Q: What did one earthquake say to the other???
A: It's not my fault

lol @ColdBrewedFreedom you don't have to leave lol

brb food

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Me too!

Speaking of food,

Q: How much does a pirate pay for an ear of corn?
A: a Buccaneer

Q: What does a foot doctor drive?
A: A toe (tow) truck

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Q: What does the foot doctor get for graduating college?
A: a pedigree.

Brb

👍 @Ron Ward

An elderly Scottish Jew decides to slow down and take up golf, so he applies for membership at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been rejected. So he goes down to the club to inquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, MacTavish.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt.

Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt? Scot: Aye, neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised?

Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orange-men, and I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus. But this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club!

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I am on the west side, @ColdBrewedFreedom

Lurking or?

Lurk -eating

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How is @ColdBrewedFreedom this evening, lol

Q. How can you tell the blonde waitress is having a bad day?

A. Her tampon is stuck behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!

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Hello @Notsoperfect

Hey there @Red Label

And where has at @RickBulow74 been handing out, the jokes.

How is the painting going @Red Label

Good about finished had to work on some cement and now back on track @Notsoperfect

What were you doing with the cement?

Q: How do you stop a bingo game in an Islamic State controlled area?

A: say "B-52"

Fixing my entry on the front @Notsoperfect they didn't seal it well when it was put in and looks new again.

Oh man

Ohhhh ok @Red Label Sounds like so much hard work

Just takes time and Rick is on a roll @Notsoperfect

LOL

Here is a 3 for 1 for ya.

Q: What do you call a runaway dirigible?
A: Fled Zeppelin

Q: What do you call a dirigible that is cut?
A: Bled Zeppelin

Q: What do you call a crimson dirigible?
A: Red Zeppelin

Rick @RickBulow74 do you have everything tied down for the storm, hope all is well with you.

we are on the west side of the storm, and it is bound to turn to the north when it makes landfall, so we might be relatively safe, @Red Label . (Only about 2 to 4 inches of rain)

Had to read thru all the jokes.. Tks @RickBulow74 😂

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot. ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’
‘I'm Moses.’ replied the bird. ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’

That sounds good hope everyone else in it's path stays Ok, I have 2 sister in laws that live there one could be in the path at Tampa and one lives in the pan handle Fort Walton in Beach.

I'm going to have to activate my speech to keep up with @RickBulow74, wow LOL.