my mum died giving birth to me

Fellas why do we subject ourselves to this hot bean juice every morning

For “energy”

why do we subject ourselves to industrial technocapital every morning

for "comfort"?

Fuck

I’m gonna run away. The banks will never find me

i would be more comfortable running through the woods naked with a spear

@`lynch the best type of girls are those who are basic conservative or apolitical

Yeah

Remember all women are not political

joke: the industrial revolution was a mistake
woke: the agricultural revolution was a mistake
bespoke: agriculture was a mistake

I don’t even know about conservative

They just hold the political convictions of their partner

FUCK the first guy who domesticated crops

Maybe just traditional american

its all his fault

tfw u realize anprim life = garden of eden

I’ll take a liberal girl if she follows american traditions (christianity, motherhood, etc)

agriculture = eve biting the apple

@Frego ooga

@`lynch ban

the bible gets more and more better every time i read it

all they need to be is a devout christian thats it no politics needed

Avoid liberal girls

crops are fine it's when some cunt decided to harvest them at a million acres a day

avoid any girl who associates with politics

its literally not hard

>liberal
>Christian
>traditional

Pick one

@Deleted User crops create a feedback effect of exponential population growth

True

The frat bros in college, their girlfriends are all trump supporters

That's because the frat bros are Chad's

hand planting yams to survive winter, naked, to own modernity

@Frego did you get labeled an undisireable for varg posting?

take a shit in the woods to own the jews

have six kids to own the jews

kill a commie to own the jews

have 100 kids to own the jews

have 10 jewish children to own the jews