Message from @dirt kevin

Discord ID: 474259547016527873


2018-08-01 16:56:32 UTC  

then come home all stressed and shit,

2018-08-01 16:56:37 UTC  

thats peak life mode right there

2018-08-01 16:56:41 UTC  

and cry to me, and then be all submissive in bed

2018-08-01 16:56:59 UTC  

imagine wanting your biggy titty wife to work

2018-08-01 16:57:01 UTC  

cuck

2018-08-01 16:57:08 UTC  

Nah not wife bro

2018-08-01 16:57:15 UTC  

i want her baking me cookies when i come home from work

2018-08-01 16:57:23 UTC  

like some side broad, a mistress or something

2018-08-01 16:57:24 UTC  

stfu

2018-08-01 16:57:25 UTC  

>wanting your girl to work

2018-08-01 16:57:26 UTC  

alright kevin im heading out gotta do my 4 mile walk

2018-08-01 16:57:30 UTC  

i wanna fuck her on the kitchen counter and then go watch football

2018-08-01 16:57:36 UTC  

nice joe

2018-08-01 16:57:39 UTC  

keep improving every day

2018-08-01 16:57:44 UTC  

go farther do more miles

2018-08-01 16:57:46 UTC  

thats the way to make it

2018-08-01 16:57:53 UTC  

well its time to get back on the fitness wagon now that my back is better

2018-08-01 16:57:56 UTC  

He walks laps in the mall

2018-08-01 16:58:00 UTC  

hell yeah

2018-08-01 16:58:02 UTC  

i was told not to run anymore though

2018-08-01 16:58:07 UTC  

once you do your walk then next day do a jog

2018-08-01 16:58:15 UTC  

running gets you in shape

2018-08-01 16:58:16 UTC  

no more running

2018-08-01 16:58:18 UTC  

o

2018-08-01 16:58:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/474259602091802644/image.jpg

2018-08-01 16:58:26 UTC  

the fitness guys told me not to run anymore

2018-08-01 16:58:33 UTC  

bad for all the joints

2018-08-01 16:58:44 UTC  

absolute boomer meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/474259700616003595/unknown.png

2018-08-01 16:58:50 UTC  

what the fuck does that say

2018-08-01 16:59:01 UTC  

but she aint giving up welfare

2018-08-01 16:59:02 UTC  

im about to kick manlet eater

2018-08-01 16:59:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/474259780433608745/unknown.png

2018-08-01 16:59:04 UTC  

Joe

2018-08-01 16:59:09 UTC  

sup

2018-08-01 16:59:09 UTC  

Can you do biking?

2018-08-01 16:59:13 UTC  

^

2018-08-01 16:59:17 UTC  

naah my bike tired is flat

2018-08-01 16:59:20 UTC  

That's a good substitute if you want some cardio

2018-08-01 16:59:22 UTC  

pump it up

2018-08-01 16:59:22 UTC  

tube is finished

2018-08-01 16:59:26 UTC  

i just pumped mine up