Message from @π•–π•˜πŸ˜π•£

Discord ID: 474270434045591553


2018-08-01 17:38:18 UTC  

every little bit counts tbh

2018-08-01 17:38:28 UTC  

8 is ideal but no woman is going to want that

2018-08-01 17:38:34 UTC  

5 is reachable

2018-08-01 17:38:50 UTC  

most I've seen among white families is 5 kids

2018-08-01 17:38:55 UTC  

and that's a good goal tbh

2018-08-01 17:39:02 UTC  

when i told my degenerate family i wanted 5+ kids they were suprised but my hot cousin seemed kinda turned on by my drive and ambition

2018-08-01 17:39:13 UTC  

@dirt kevin fuck her

2018-08-01 17:39:21 UTC  

"Maybe I'll have 1 kid idk though. dogs are easier"

2018-08-01 17:39:35 UTC  

One of my best friends is the oldest of 8, another is one of 10

2018-08-01 17:39:47 UTC  

you need to have sex with your hot cousin already

2018-08-01 17:39:49 UTC  

women who dont want kids are literally just cum dumpsters who have had 100+ dicks inside them this month

2018-08-01 17:40:05 UTC  

Literally

2018-08-01 17:40:10 UTC  

i might try to game my cousin

2018-08-01 17:40:12 UTC  

gentle flirting

2018-08-01 17:40:15 UTC  

so the family doesn't notice

2018-08-01 17:40:21 UTC  

i already do a bit tbh

2018-08-01 17:40:25 UTC  

Is that kosher

2018-08-01 17:40:28 UTC  

sometimes i think shes into me

2018-08-01 17:40:44 UTC  

that's fucking awesome

2018-08-01 17:41:01 UTC  

muslims fuck cousins all the time and they seem pretty chad

2018-08-01 17:41:22 UTC  

Yeah good call

2018-08-01 17:42:18 UTC  

also reminder to shower with your wife

2018-08-01 17:42:20 UTC  

you save money

2018-08-01 17:42:29 UTC  

Like 80% of the Muslim world is inbred

2018-08-01 17:42:41 UTC  

yeah

2018-08-01 17:42:49 UTC  

and they got the burj khalifa

2018-08-01 17:43:03 UTC  

what if inbreeding is actually good for you?

2018-08-01 17:43:04 UTC  

Mia khalifa too

2018-08-01 17:44:35 UTC  

i dont wanna inbreed but honestly my cousin is a 9/10

2018-08-01 17:44:42 UTC  

and its hard not to think the thoughts i think

2018-08-01 17:44:54 UTC  

all my cousins fugly so I aint doing that

2018-08-01 17:44:57 UTC  

when she wears a bikini and we're swimming in the lake together

2018-08-01 17:45:06 UTC  

oof yeah

2018-08-01 17:45:17 UTC  

go skinny dipping with her

2018-08-01 17:45:24 UTC  

next family reunion

2018-08-01 17:45:27 UTC  

my new goal

2018-08-01 17:45:31 UTC  

play water polo or something and "accidently" grab her ass while trying to grab the ball

2018-08-01 17:45:37 UTC  

πŸ˜‰

2018-08-01 17:45:53 UTC  

send a pic big guy

2018-08-01 17:45:58 UTC  

dox cousin

2018-08-01 17:46:02 UTC  

accidentely start making out with her under the moonligh