I remember when I went to drop my brother off

at the brony meet

they were... all super fat

or super nerdy

all glasses wearing

one looked like tito from rocket power but IRL

oh my gosh

that comparison

so vivid

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

yeah

it was sitting there

with a giant plush

happy as anything

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rocketpower/images/3/3e/Tito_hq.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140614202510

appairently he was polynesian

Makes sense then.

I wonder how island people get so fat

he wasnt a bad guy and it's because

they buy cheap shit food

ahh yeah

like spam

and their bodies didnt adapt to... the "refined diets"

like native americans some african tribes, and abos have the same issue

they put on weight easily cause they descend from hunter gatherers

thats why middle eastern asian and europeans DO NOT

they been farming forever

so their bodies adapted to getting the starch

also alchohol basically fucks over east asians and natives and non europeans and africans in general

fire water

Europeans africans and some middle easterners adapted to alchohol

while east asians natives and other groups did not

I only KNOW africa consumes tons of alchohol because

I had a coworker from nigeria who told me about "palm wine"

it's basically palm sap thats fermented

my family isn't big on booze, besides a glass of wine on shabat

🤔

mine was

but my brother ruined it

with his alcholism

he'd buy tons of 40s