Message from @eternaldonkeyfart

Discord ID: 507572488784576522


2018-11-01 15:08:32 UTC  

didn't think about that did you

2018-11-01 15:08:39 UTC  

fucking smallbrain

2018-11-01 15:08:46 UTC  

uuhhh

2018-11-01 15:08:55 UTC  

Bear eat honey

2018-11-01 15:09:01 UTC  

Get destroyed

2018-11-01 15:09:18 UTC  

gorillas are literally the ultimate chad

2018-11-01 15:09:18 UTC  

Bear wins because of it's superior size and armament

2018-11-01 15:09:22 UTC  

false

2018-11-01 15:09:26 UTC  

they live surrounded by stacies

2018-11-01 15:09:30 UTC  

whoever loses would get looted by a black bear

2018-11-01 15:09:35 UTC  

and when they fight, they eat each other

2018-11-01 15:09:37 UTC  

Its got the size and damage, bears would win

2018-11-01 15:09:43 UTC  

extra protein from other gorilla = strength of 2 gorillas

2018-11-01 15:10:31 UTC  

Imagine teaching a gorilla how to work out with wieghts, a literal force of nature

2018-11-01 15:10:42 UTC  

jesus christ

2018-11-01 15:10:56 UTC  

I bet a gorilla that works out could easily bench 7000 pounds

2018-11-01 15:11:10 UTC  

Its strong gorilla but imagine it at its best

2018-11-01 15:11:31 UTC  

at that weight, the fucker could literally throw an suv

2018-11-01 15:11:48 UTC  

FACT: Bears are heavier
FACT: Bears are taller
FACT: They have about the same total strength
FACT: The only reason gorillas can lift "more" is how their body is constructed
FACT: A bear claw can decapitate a moose with one swipe
RESULT: The bear and gorilla charge, the bear swipes it's paw once and the insides of the gorilla spill out. BEAR VICTORY

2018-11-01 15:11:51 UTC  

Cant throw my nuts though too heavy

2018-11-01 15:12:16 UTC  

Oturkus with fax like a machine

2018-11-01 15:12:49 UTC  

jews are the worlds biggest enemy

2018-11-01 15:12:56 UTC  

no

2018-11-01 15:13:07 UTC  

It's people who think gorillas would win who are the real enemy

2018-11-01 15:13:17 UTC  

BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG BEAR GANG

2018-11-01 15:13:19 UTC  

fucking gorrila sympathizers

2018-11-01 15:13:25 UTC  

reeeeeeee

2018-11-01 15:14:07 UTC  

FUCK GORILLAA FUCK GORRILA MEME MADE bY BEAR GANG

2018-11-01 15:14:21 UTC  

peak polar bear vs peak gorilla

2018-11-01 15:14:26 UTC  

you can't teach a bear to work out

2018-11-01 15:14:32 UTC  

a gorilla can be taught to work out

2018-11-01 15:14:34 UTC  

NOT A POLAR bear

2018-11-01 15:14:36 UTC  

you gay goober

2018-11-01 15:14:41 UTC  

polar bear bigger than grizzly

2018-11-01 15:14:49 UTC  

a mudafuggin grizzly

2018-11-01 15:14:53 UTC  

I'm giving the bears a chance

2018-11-01 15:14:59 UTC  

The bears already have a chance

2018-11-01 15:15:03 UTC  

they are twice the size

2018-11-01 15:15:04 UTC  

no they don't

2018-11-01 15:15:07 UTC  

of a gorilla