Message from @Rattus

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2018-11-01 15:05:29 UTC  

that is like saying a sumo wrestler would beat mike tyson in a fist fight

2018-11-01 15:05:34 UTC  

these are wild creatures

2018-11-01 15:05:39 UTC  

The bear has claws

2018-11-01 15:05:44 UTC  

which can decapitate a moose

2018-11-01 15:05:57 UTC  

the gorilla could throw a moose 15 feet in the air

2018-11-01 15:06:07 UTC  

I doubt that

2018-11-01 15:06:15 UTC  

did anyone watch the video I sent?

2018-11-01 15:06:28 UTC  

The bear had to be scaled down to even make a fair comparison

2018-11-01 15:06:42 UTC  

The bear would curb stomp the gorilla

2018-11-01 15:07:04 UTC  

the gorilla could totally throw a moose more than 15 feet

2018-11-01 15:07:08 UTC  

Gorila say basically im monky and win

2018-11-01 15:07:31 UTC  

My moneys on bear still

2018-11-01 15:07:34 UTC  

victory dance

2018-11-01 15:08:06 UTC  

bear gang

2018-11-01 15:08:23 UTC  

but what if the gorilla had 2 m249's and was riding on horseback like in planet of the apes

2018-11-01 15:08:28 UTC  

see

2018-11-01 15:08:32 UTC  

didn't think about that did you

2018-11-01 15:08:39 UTC  

fucking smallbrain

2018-11-01 15:08:46 UTC  

uuhhh

2018-11-01 15:08:55 UTC  

Bear eat honey

2018-11-01 15:09:01 UTC  

Get destroyed

2018-11-01 15:09:18 UTC  

gorillas are literally the ultimate chad

2018-11-01 15:09:18 UTC  

Bear wins because of it's superior size and armament

2018-11-01 15:09:22 UTC  

false

2018-11-01 15:09:26 UTC  

they live surrounded by stacies

2018-11-01 15:09:30 UTC  

whoever loses would get looted by a black bear

2018-11-01 15:09:35 UTC  

and when they fight, they eat each other

2018-11-01 15:09:37 UTC  

Its got the size and damage, bears would win

2018-11-01 15:09:43 UTC  

extra protein from other gorilla = strength of 2 gorillas

2018-11-01 15:10:31 UTC  

Imagine teaching a gorilla how to work out with wieghts, a literal force of nature

2018-11-01 15:10:42 UTC  

jesus christ

2018-11-01 15:10:56 UTC  

I bet a gorilla that works out could easily bench 7000 pounds

2018-11-01 15:11:10 UTC  

Its strong gorilla but imagine it at its best

2018-11-01 15:11:31 UTC  

at that weight, the fucker could literally throw an suv

2018-11-01 15:11:48 UTC  

FACT: Bears are heavier
FACT: Bears are taller
FACT: They have about the same total strength
FACT: The only reason gorillas can lift "more" is how their body is constructed
FACT: A bear claw can decapitate a moose with one swipe
RESULT: The bear and gorilla charge, the bear swipes it's paw once and the insides of the gorilla spill out. BEAR VICTORY

2018-11-01 15:11:51 UTC  

Cant throw my nuts though too heavy

2018-11-01 15:12:16 UTC  

Oturkus with fax like a machine