Message from @dirt flakes

Discord ID: 476921819274805270


2018-08-09 01:14:02 UTC  

bark back

2018-08-09 01:14:24 UTC  

dogs helped kill the savages of America

2018-08-09 01:14:30 UTC  

I should put together a soundboard of dogs barking and blast it on an amp back in their direction

2018-08-09 01:14:58 UTC  

virgin using technology vs Chad vocal chords of the dog

2018-08-09 01:15:05 UTC  

I don't blame the dog

2018-08-09 01:15:07 UTC  

the 1/2/3/4 of life is 1 wife 2 dogs 3 kids 4 close friends

2018-08-09 01:15:08 UTC  

I blame the owner

2018-08-09 01:15:37 UTC  

1 dog 2 wives 10 kids and 4 close friends

2018-08-09 01:15:56 UTC  

and a camaro

2018-08-09 01:16:06 UTC  

4 wives 1 dog thousands of children scattered across the face of the globe 3 balls

2018-08-09 01:16:09 UTC  

and a lincoln town car

2018-08-09 01:16:19 UTC  

Lincoln gay

2018-08-09 01:16:22 UTC  

^

2018-08-09 01:16:26 UTC  

imagine having gay ass air ride

2018-08-09 01:16:27 UTC  

Oh shit Kevin

2018-08-09 01:16:29 UTC  

this barry guy seems a bit low t

2018-08-09 01:16:30 UTC  

I just shidded

2018-08-09 01:16:40 UTC  

good job

2018-08-09 01:16:51 UTC  

Thanks Third testicle kevin

2018-08-09 01:16:54 UTC  

>4 close friends

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/476921786206912512/retart_saddd.jpg

2018-08-09 01:17:02 UTC  

I want to impregnate as many women as possible

2018-08-09 01:17:29 UTC  

>not impregnating the same woman as many times as possible

2018-08-09 01:17:51 UTC  

women are inefficient

2018-08-09 01:17:52 UTC  

I have acquaintances but only 1 friend I can actually count on, but he lives in Japan in the service

2018-08-09 01:17:53 UTC  

rather globohomo if you ask me

2018-08-09 01:17:54 UTC  

i impregnated barry

2018-08-09 01:18:14 UTC  

you can literally have 4 times the babies in the oven at the same time with 4 wives

2018-08-09 01:18:14 UTC  

with autism

2018-08-09 01:18:25 UTC  

where to buy globohomo franchise

2018-08-09 01:18:29 UTC  

4>1

2018-08-09 01:18:44 UTC  

4 wives equals 4 times the pussy

2018-08-09 01:18:58 UTC  

imagine having 16 tits in your face at once

2018-08-09 01:19:07 UTC  

IMAGINE IT

2018-08-09 01:19:12 UTC  

*does math*

2018-08-09 01:19:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/476922394519273472/garf_revolt.jpg

2018-08-09 01:19:22 UTC  

***does meth***

2018-08-09 01:19:25 UTC  

ok yeah 16 tits

2018-08-09 01:19:26 UTC  

*wives

2018-08-09 01:19:28 UTC  

imagine 4 women nagging you when you walk thru the door after a day at work

2018-08-09 01:19:32 UTC  

<:powerthink:402373351961788417>

2018-08-09 01:19:42 UTC  

that's when you beat them