monothesitic*

they're literally fire-worship

Zoroastrianism is one if my favorites tbh

Although most of them involve some dude yoinking fire from the gods

yeah and getting.... roasted 😎

Dab

no

jfc don't steal fire from gods k?

it's that simple

how about the hero's tale?

One of my favorite stories is the tale of narcissus where he drowns himself on accident lol

for example jesus is actually a hero

if you think about it

Follows the heroes cycle and all that

yes

even the hero's sacrifice bit.

My favorite protagonist is JeSuS

mine too

tbh my favourite thing about christanity some dude in 1600s wrote some fanfiction about hell

and we're all like

"yeah that's what hell is like."

all those other hero protagonists are just failed copy cats

Poor Jesus, he was just walking around talking to people and what do you know the Romans snatch him up and kill him

dante is hillarious tbh

"everyone who is greek deserves to be in hell."

he literally put

every single

greek hero

in hell

because romans > greeks

Rip

and we're all like

"Yeah that's right."

I mean it’s certainly well written but there’a definitely a lot of bias

he also gets that famous Italian dude Virgil

literally f a n f i c t i o n

I feel like hell Is individualized

Like your version of hell is different due to what you find awful

Or what you would

can we also say how everyone focuses on Dante's inferno but ignores Purgatrio and Heaven

for some reason dante's idea of heaven isn't so popular