Honesty I wouldn’t be surprised

And the reason why they died is because Mars is secretly communist because it’s massive red and barren

So Mars killed them

Woah

Stalin lives

Stalin the Martian

Using commies ultimate weapon

Starvation

based

This is some 70000D Transdimensional Guess Who stuff

Our ultimate weapon is throwing men at the enemy till they run out of bullets

^

Based

Starvation was a western lie

Or burning your farmland as you retreat

We didn’t lie

siegepilled

[X] Doubt

We always had our own family members to eat

As a Russian, I'm obliged to point out that the whole "more men than bullets" is basically a myth, but funny joke

Cant eat your family

When it belongs to the state

Wanna bet

What if Hitler saw that the Mars mission would fail so he fled to Argentina

You got me there

Libtard rekt epic style

Feminist rekt compilation 60000008

Did you just assume my ideology?!

BEN SHAPIRO abruptly RAPES a FEMINIST with FACTS

BUT SUDDENLY TURNS AROUND WHEN SOMEONE ELSE WANTS NATIONALISM

Syrian child: *dies*
Ben Shapiro: Okay, this is epic

I always knew he looked familiar

yes

Debate this

You cannot convince me that Psy is not the Hannah Montana alter ego of Kim Kong Un

Woah

Woke

Semen is stored in the brain