Simply epic

Ok this is epix

Epic gamer win

They went to their secret base in the Antarctic, everybody knows that

Holy fuck

Elon Musk is South African, he knows his niggers - he parked his Tesla in space because he knows it's the one place niggers can't go to steal it

My fucking thumbs

Are too damm big

For this fucking phone

What if they took a part of Antarctica and put it into space

Therefore making it a double secret base

Were do you think Mars got its Ice caps from

Antarctica

Exactly

It all makes sense

The nazis knew Planet X was coming

So they dabbed on Earth and left for Mars

Me right now

Honesty I wouldn’t be surprised

And the reason why they died is because Mars is secretly communist because it’s massive red and barren

So Mars killed them

Woah

Stalin lives

Stalin the Martian

Using commies ultimate weapon

Starvation

based

This is some 70000D Transdimensional Guess Who stuff

Our ultimate weapon is throwing men at the enemy till they run out of bullets

^

Based

Starvation was a western lie

Or burning your farmland as you retreat

We didn’t lie

siegepilled

[X] Doubt

We always had our own family members to eat

As a Russian, I'm obliged to point out that the whole "more men than bullets" is basically a myth, but funny joke

Cant eat your family

When it belongs to the state