^

because it's true*

Or you're so anti social that the communists you know are 1.

I have great hair so I like to show it off most of the time.

Not thats an unfounded assertion

Plot twist

They are secretly david hasselhoff

my beard is the only thing weird about my look, it's blonde and black.

haslehoff?

I want a beard so bad

I have some blonde strands in my beard, but it's mostly dark brown.

Also no i know more than one communist smh your reaching so hard lol.

My hair turns blond in summer

its great :3

my hair used to be blonde, but it turned brown after a few years

My hair is always blond.

where can I post a picture?

I miss having pure blond hair

My hair was blonde, and is now brown.

Like the colour died.

I like to keep my hair at medium length whenever I'm in a relationship as women enjoy pulling on it.

I was handsome young devil

ill just gyazo it

now Im a dented dumpster covered in feces and set on fire with thermite

ahahaha shiiiiiet

https://i.gyazo.com/553f434bcfb5a037e9c0bac9de16dbd6.png it looks like this, it looks grey which is odd when in reality it's blonde

I'm currently rocking an undercut though.

I like to keep the pubes trimmed as well as I'm not an uncouth, barbaric fascist.

non manly

Did I mention that I'm also a great dancer? Contrary to the fascists, the majority of which are incels, I'm a man of culture.

"majority of which are incels."

let the record show that fruitypebbles admitted to being a closet weeb

Not true.

No, I did not. That is a blatant lie. I called you out for being a weeb.

I don't watch Japanese cartoons.

because you want to appear as if you hate it

@Deleted User how gay r u lmao

even though you secretly like it

WEEBS

WEEBS OUT

nyet