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2018-06-03 08:04:51 UTC  

I'd beat Karl Marx's ass and take his lunch money.

2018-06-03 08:04:54 UTC  

and stuff him into a locker,

2018-06-03 08:05:55 UTC  

If you and Karl Marx were to enter a room at the same time, people would gravitate towards Karl Marx. Period. His charm and charisma would be too hard to resist.

2018-06-03 08:06:01 UTC  

*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind marx*

2018-06-03 08:06:08 UTC  

right he got all the pussy I'm sure

2018-06-03 08:06:10 UTC  

charm? charisma? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2018-06-03 08:06:20 UTC  

maybe to a beta, sure.

2018-06-03 08:06:21 UTC  

He would write a phenomenal love poem and easily steal your girl.

2018-06-03 08:06:46 UTC  

not if he catches these hands first

2018-06-03 08:06:51 UTC  

If you wanted to take it to the playground, he would manhandle the fuck out of you.

2018-06-03 08:06:54 UTC  

bam, done

2018-06-03 08:07:14 UTC  

ez

2018-06-03 08:07:27 UTC  

look, everyone. this is what happens when a le intellectual type tries to act tough.

2018-06-03 08:07:43 UTC  

I'm lowkey bout to dab on his momma.

2018-06-03 08:07:51 UTC  

this nigga be trippin.

2018-06-03 08:08:14 UTC  

me use big words. me smart. hehehehehehe

2018-06-03 08:08:35 UTC  

me have sociology degree though hehehehehe

2018-06-03 08:08:38 UTC  

It's obvious that Karl Marx was twice the man that you aren't even in your dreams and 98% of the world's population could easily recognize this. You recognize this fact deep down, and you're only trying to get a rise out of those who ascribe to his theory.

2018-06-03 08:08:59 UTC  

look, everyone! he can't even put his shit into like 10 words!

2018-06-03 08:09:06 UTC  

probably learned this in sociology class.

2018-06-03 08:09:16 UTC  

the more you talk, the more you bore your opponents, so that means you win.

2018-06-03 08:09:41 UTC  

is he your dad or something bro

2018-06-03 08:10:00 UTC  

like it's one thing to appreciate theories

2018-06-03 08:10:52 UTC  

I love Karl Marx. He might as well be my father. But if you think you can upset me by talking shit about one of the world's greatest thinkers, you can think again. Nothing you say will ever detract from his grand legacy.

2018-06-03 08:11:00 UTC  

it's another to say he was fuckin naruto or whatever the fuck and that he could take down a building by himself

2018-06-03 08:11:11 UTC  

ehehehehehehe more nerd talk.

2018-06-03 08:11:13 UTC  

do you have a father

2018-06-03 08:11:29 UTC  

did he leave when you were 2

2018-06-03 08:11:33 UTC  

Yeah, I do. And he's not half the man Karl Marx was. Lel

2018-06-03 08:11:39 UTC  

No, he didn't.

2018-06-03 08:11:43 UTC  

hmmmm

2018-06-03 08:11:56 UTC  

That's a pretty specific number. Did yours?

2018-06-03 08:12:13 UTC  

not that specific

2018-06-03 08:12:34 UTC  

That's not exactly a common number lol.

2018-06-03 08:12:40 UTC  

2?

2018-06-03 08:12:43 UTC  

Pretty common

2018-06-03 08:12:55 UTC  

Really? Who told you that? Lel

2018-06-03 08:13:09 UTC  

🤔

2018-06-03 08:13:11 UTC  

Was it your mother?

2018-06-03 08:13:29 UTC  

na yours last night

2018-06-03 08:14:14 UTC  

GOT EM