NO AMNESTY

When is the amnesty bill being decided?

Thursday

God, I hope so.

Oh lord

The pressure

But Trump gives an address to Congress on Tuesday

OH NO

5:30 PM EST

Inb4 Sanford is the deciding vote and he votes against Goodlatte because salt.

wouldn't doubt it

Alright, night.

night

NO AMNESTY

Good night

but yeah Goodlatte is the best bill

the "amnesty" isn't even really amnesty, it doesn't give them immigrant status

What does the Goodlatte sag?

Say

basically it just takes them out of legal limbo and continues DACA, but it has more restrictions

if you commit a felony, you're out

Why would we want DACA to exist in any fashion though?

if you commit two misdemeanors, you're out

this is the best compromise possible

no path to citizenship

I suppose

Say your prayers gentlemen

So far it's not looking good

It’s been kind of back and forth

It's been a downhill

He’s keeping us limbo like always

https://www.numbersusa.com/sites/default/files/public/assets/resources/files/SAFAvsRyanAmnesty_15JUN18.pdf
here's a comparison chart

Yes

We started with "no will not sign the moderate bill" and now we're "I'll sign whatever confess gives me"

Congress*

This doesn’t sound that bad

So is it being decided on which bill will be passed forward or is it deciding if the moderate bill passes?

So the GoodLatte bill is the one you’re describing to me?

A few million

Jesus Christ

That’s straight up Gallipoli level disaster