Message from @Teh_Alchemist

Discord ID: 482381313807089664


2018-08-24 02:20:56 UTC  

Pedophiles infiltrated and took over.

2018-08-24 02:21:09 UTC  

🌩

2018-08-24 02:21:55 UTC  

is this the volcel gang channel?

2018-08-24 02:26:09 UTC  

Yes.

2018-08-24 02:26:46 UTC  

word

2018-08-24 02:26:52 UTC  

its a good meme.

2018-08-24 02:27:09 UTC  

i want daily progress reports from everyone's PMO reboots, that includes females

2018-08-24 02:28:18 UTC  

I decided to be unironically VolCel 4 days ago.

2018-08-24 02:28:31 UTC  

so

2018-08-24 02:28:35 UTC  

in a few weeks i should be able to levitate

2018-08-24 02:28:44 UTC  

and a few months shoot lightning from my eyes

2018-08-24 02:34:29 UTC  

You've gotta become nofap to become like that.

2018-08-24 02:40:27 UTC  

@Teh_Alchemist unironically VolCel? Religious reasons I'm guessing?

2018-08-24 02:48:32 UTC  

actually not even that its a long story but i've been unable to get over my divorce through conventional means and i honestly feel nothing anymore, like i don't even like sex. It just makes me anxious. Idk if thats something I need to work on or if im just so conditioned to monogamy now thta I can't be aroused over someone I am not in love with....

2018-08-24 02:49:07 UTC  

so im gonna try to work that out and luckily the last girl i tried this with is cool with the whole process and aware of my whole situation and isnt being a total cunt about it

2018-08-24 02:49:42 UTC  

You're divorced?

2018-08-24 02:50:06 UTC  

yeah lmao

2018-08-24 02:50:08 UTC  

I actually thought you were a teenager.

2018-08-24 02:50:22 UTC  

i act like one but i'm actually a millenial boomer IRL

2018-08-24 02:50:51 UTC  

wow

2018-08-24 02:51:07 UTC  

i like to have a healthy balance of dicking around and getting work done

2018-08-24 02:51:36 UTC  

what's your job?

2018-08-24 02:51:55 UTC  

i do bookkeeping for a commercial real estate company and I also do PR consulting

2018-08-24 03:37:05 UTC  

Did you know fascist can be gay

2018-08-24 03:46:10 UTC  

nop

2018-08-24 03:46:27 UTC  

Buzzfeed once made a video where professional dancers did Fortnite Dances

2018-08-24 03:48:48 UTC  
2018-08-24 03:48:53 UTC  

GET BACK HERE

2018-08-24 03:49:01 UTC  

STINKY BOI

2018-08-24 03:51:23 UTC  
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2018-08-24 03:51:41 UTC  

@Nate nigga I am server muted lmao

2018-08-24 03:51:46 UTC  

LEX

2018-08-24 03:51:48 UTC  

LEX

2018-08-24 03:51:50 UTC  

LEX

2018-08-24 03:51:53 UTC  
2018-08-24 03:52:03 UTC  

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2018-08-24 03:52:06 UTC  

@[Lex] Unmute kittyy

2018-08-24 03:52:24 UTC  

number 15: I am going to hit myself

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