That’s my head cannon, his supposed wife and kids are just body pillows

What war shall we debate tonight

idk

It would have to be a hypothetical one I think

American Civil War

The hypothetical invasion of the Soviet Union is really my strong suit

What is there to really debate about the Civil War? Pretty much everyone here knows the Confederacy is superior

ye

What if Dixie won at Gettysburg

we got to have a debate, that's the thing

Yeah

How about this: Was FDR a secret communist

Um

Implying that’s hypothetical

I feel like we could all agree on that lol

FDR was a communist before it was cool

yeah we'd have to go to conservative accord (pre-debate era) to get opposition for that

I'm thinking Cold War stuff

Maybe WW1?

What if

China invaded South Korea

they tried nigga

Um no

um yes sweetie

Um no drumpfkin

I believe they did

that was the goal of the Chinese invasion in Korea in the Korean War, to push the Western forces and South Korea down and take the peninsula

What if

Russia

You mom was gay

Was

Invaded

by

venezuela

Lol

Venezuela would win easy

Did we have a valid reason to invade Mexico during WW1

how about something on the mexican-American war

yes

we always have a valid reason

They’re Mexican