CHAOS CANDIDATE

VETO THE BILL

You are older and more mature, and have actually won an election in your life.

The rest of us are basically kids. Even me, and I'm 21.

So you're basically just going "wow, this sucks, hopefully Trump vetoes"

I guess.

while all the younger people just drown in blackpills

It's all so tiresome, in all my years, nothing ever changes in Washington

49-51?

Oh I thought you meant for omnibus, damnit I got excited

Wait, I just thought of something.

There is one hail mary that could be done to stop this bill from passing, the deadline is midnight tomorrow, right?

PRAY

I mean that's a good one, but I'm thinking something else.

The filibuster.

BAD HAIRED VALUES LIBERTARIAN KENTUCKYAN

BLESS US WITH A FILIBUSTER

Maybe, and I think he has the heart to do this.

Is it possible?

It's the perfect opportunity, congress session begins, and that beautiful manlet talks his heart out about green eggs and ham or whatever for like 18 hours.

He's probably going to just read the bill.

And convince some senators to defect.

Haha, didn't think of that

He would do that.

What's his number btw?

...Number?

Phone?

Yeah, for like his office

202-224-4343

Great, @here call that number that Pielover19 just posted and tell him to filibuster the spending bill by reading it

270-782-8303 for his Kentucky office.

I'll be doing the same.

He'll probably be in washington to vote, right?

Yeah.

I’m just imagining he wakes up in the middle of the night and answers the phone and gets some guy on the other end reading the new bill.

He’s just confused and tired

His office gets messages mainly

Make sure to spam his line with messages to filibuster by reading the full bill.

Called in.

Great

He tweeted that he may simply vote no if it goes up, I'd love for him to make some sort of move though