IT'S 49-51 IN THE SENATE

ARIZONA SENATORS ARE DEMOCRATS

Republican "majority"

This is why we have this tragedy of a spending bill.

Republicans need 60 seats in the Senate and 300 in the House to pass a partisan piece of legislation!

While the Dems can pass literally anything on a one-seat margin or tie!

It's absolutely ludicrous!

funny how this is the most appropriate time to doompost yet I have no motivation to do so

Yeah, you're our voice of reason to some extent.

CHAOS CANDIDATE

VETO THE BILL

You are older and more mature, and have actually won an election in your life.

The rest of us are basically kids. Even me, and I'm 21.

So you're basically just going "wow, this sucks, hopefully Trump vetoes"

I guess.

while all the younger people just drown in blackpills

It's all so tiresome, in all my years, nothing ever changes in Washington

49-51?

Oh I thought you meant for omnibus, damnit I got excited

Wait, I just thought of something.

There is one hail mary that could be done to stop this bill from passing, the deadline is midnight tomorrow, right?

PRAY

I mean that's a good one, but I'm thinking something else.

The filibuster.

BAD HAIRED VALUES LIBERTARIAN KENTUCKYAN

BLESS US WITH A FILIBUSTER

Maybe, and I think he has the heart to do this.

Is it possible?

It's the perfect opportunity, congress session begins, and that beautiful manlet talks his heart out about green eggs and ham or whatever for like 18 hours.

He's probably going to just read the bill.

And convince some senators to defect.

Haha, didn't think of that

He would do that.

What's his number btw?

...Number?

Phone?

Yeah, for like his office

202-224-4343

Great, @here call that number that Pielover19 just posted and tell him to filibuster the spending bill by reading it

270-782-8303 for his Kentucky office.

I'll be doing the same.