when they're in the booth they can vote for whoever

so bad plan

You know

I wonder

Child voting registration

So instead of that we spend 20 years kidnapping 50,000 babies from hospitals

Then we raise them as republicans

Do you think we should give up the secret ballot so we get a better idea on how each race votes?

And boom, we can have a republican California

that's gonna be a hard sell because of the shame

I think instead of kidnapping kids there's better strategies

You sure?

If we want to win elections,

how about

That’s really the only strategy I can think of

We can also use them to clean up Chicago

we make it so there is less brown people who will vote Democrat

A Whiter America translates out to a more Republican America

yep

we got to close the borders

We train them to become navy seals and then send them out to Chicago as an elite assassination squad

we don't need to assassinate anyone in particular

just carpet bomb the whole place

just close the borders and have a ton of children

The possibilities of those 50,000 children are limitless

ten at least

I’m telling ya, child voting is the future

Hi telling ya, child voting is the future, I'm Dad!

so how do we stealthily kidnap 50k children

Easy

So what we gotta do is get those giant trench coats

And then we get on each others shoulders and say we’re their father

with all of the cameras they put in hospitals nowadays

But here’s were the genius part comes in

We’ll wear fake mustaches

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