Message from @Ella

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2018-07-15 23:27:58 UTC  

Don't forget Homewreaker Harris

2018-07-15 23:28:32 UTC  

I'm not thinking of any dark horse candidate (Oprah Winfrey, Pete Buttigieg, Andrew Yang)

2018-07-15 23:30:24 UTC  

-Corey Hooker
-Shitrrod Brown
- Julian Asstro
- Andrew Homo
- Hilary 2.0
- Homewreaker Harris, Mala Kamala
-and of course Pocahontas

2018-07-15 23:30:50 UTC  

<@&462745116768075776> What do you guys think of those nicknames? lol

2018-07-15 23:30:52 UTC  

so I really think it boils down to

Corey Booker, Julian Castro, Kirsten Gillibrand, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren

2018-07-15 23:31:00 UTC  

so... let's see

2018-07-15 23:31:20 UTC  

Iowa Caucus: Hmm, I think Elizabeth Warren takes this because of her platform

2018-07-15 23:31:33 UTC  

I would also add Amy Klobuchar

2018-07-15 23:31:42 UTC  

New Hampshire Primary: Elizabeth Warren is based in New England, so I think she takes this

2018-07-15 23:31:43 UTC  

or should I say...

2018-07-15 23:31:49 UTC  

Amy Homochar

2018-07-15 23:32:05 UTC  

Nevada Primary: mayyybe Julian Castro takes this, I don't know much about him though

2018-07-15 23:32:08 UTC  

Who’s Hillary 2.0

2018-07-15 23:32:14 UTC  

Gillibrand

2018-07-15 23:32:26 UTC  

@Ella Kirsten Gillibrand. Senator from New York. Female, blonde hair. Corporate Democrat

2018-07-15 23:32:34 UTC  

Ohhh

2018-07-15 23:32:36 UTC  

she's the younger version of Hillary

2018-07-15 23:33:03 UTC  

South Carolina Primary: one of the black candidates. I'm going to go with Corey Booker, but it'll be quite a split

2018-07-15 23:33:08 UTC  

It’s like Cory booker is easy and Cory hooker is easy to tell

2018-07-15 23:33:09 UTC  

she took her senate seat after Hilary became Secretary of State

2018-07-15 23:33:38 UTC  

To understand Hillary 2.0 you need to know all that

2018-07-15 23:36:47 UTC  

SUPER TUESDAY

Alabama: Corey Booker by a little bit, with Kamala Harris closely behind. IThe rest will be split with the others though.
American Samoa: hmm, same as Alabama I guess?
Arkansas: same as Alabama
Colorado: Elizabeth Warren by quite a bit
Georgia: same as Alabama, though I think a corporate Democrat like Booker does even better than in the other southern states
Massachusetts: Elizabeth Warren in a landslide
Minnesota: Elizabeth Warren by quite a bit
Oklahoma: Elizabeth Warren by a little bit
Tennessee: same as Alabama
Texas: Julian Castro by a little bit
Vermont: Elizabeth Warren in a landslide
Virginia: same as Georgia

and by this point, a few of the lower level Democrats drop out

2018-07-15 23:37:45 UTC  

I think Kamala Harris would win in Georgia by a good amount

2018-07-15 23:37:53 UTC  

Just look at Stacey Abrams

2018-07-15 23:37:55 UTC  

I'd say Julian Castro probably drops out...although, hmm. Maybe he still stays. Maybe Kirsten Gillibrand considers dropping out

so I think the main contenders are now Corey Booker, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Kirsten Gillibrand

2018-07-15 23:38:03 UTC  

Whom Harris helped campaign for

2018-07-15 23:38:48 UTC  

The most popular politician right now amoung the "woke " black crowd is Mad Maxine

2018-07-15 23:39:02 UTC  

I think she would endorse and support Harris over Booker

2018-07-15 23:39:16 UTC  

Since they're both from California and she's endorsed her in the past

2018-07-15 23:40:21 UTC  

With that I think Harris would have the most support among Black voters , and win most of the southern states,

2018-07-15 23:42:10 UTC  

Mid-March Contests

Florida: corporate Democrat vote split among Booker, Harris, and Gillibrand. Warren is #1
Illinois: Warren by quite a bit
Kansas: Warren by quite a bit
Louisiana: Booker, with Harris slightly behind.
Maine: Warren by quite a bit
Michigan: Warren by quite a bit
Mississippi: same as Lousiana
Missouri: Warren by a little bit
Nebraska: Warren by quite a bit
North Carolina: Booker, with Harris slightly behind.
North Mariana Islands: uhh, Booker with Harris slightly behind I guess
Ohio: I think it's mostly split evenly, with Warren taking a slight edge


so by this point, Warren becomes the definitive frontrunner.

2018-07-15 23:42:34 UTC  

Julian Castro and Kirsten Gillibrand will have probably dropped out

2018-07-15 23:43:19 UTC  

they'll probably endorse Warren. Donors might start pressuring Harris to drop out so it becomes Booker vs Warren

2018-07-15 23:44:38 UTC  

You also have to remeber that Black women vote a lot more than Black men so I think that will give Harris an advantage over Booker with Black voters

2018-07-15 23:45:01 UTC  

so now, let's assume it's Elizabeth Warren, Corey Booker, Kamala Harris

Late March / Early April contests

Alaska: Warren by a landslide
Arizona: Warren by a little bit
Democrats Abroad: Warren by quite a bit
Hawaii: Warren by a landslide
Idaho: Warren by a landslide
Utah: Warren by a landslide:
Wisconsin: Warren by a landslide
Wyoming: Warren by quite a bit

2018-07-15 23:45:32 UTC  

@Walter Johnson hmm, maybe you can replace Booker's leads with Harris, so you can say that it's Harris with a slight lead in many of these states with Booker slightly behind

2018-07-15 23:46:36 UTC  

so after those races^ ...I think pressure is enormously put on Booker or Harris to withdraw. Let's assume that @Walter Johnson is right and give all those southern states with blacks to Harris instead, so it's her at #1 in them instead of Booker

2018-07-15 23:47:04 UTC  

so it boils down to two women, Warren and Harris. I think there will be talk of Harris being Warren's running mate

2018-07-15 23:48:08 UTC  

All this is assuming Sanders and Biden don't run though, right?

2018-07-15 23:49:10 UTC  

Late April and May:

New York: Harris, but not as much of a disparity as in 2016 where Hillary had 58% and Sanders had 42%
Connecticut: Warren by a little bit
Delaware: same as New York
Pennsylvania: neck and neck, Harris at a slight lead
Rhode Island: Warren by quite a bit
Indiana: Warren by a little bit
Guam: Harris by a little bit
West Virginia: Warren by quite a bit
Kentucky: neck and neck
Oregon: Warren by quite a bit

2018-07-15 23:49:26 UTC  

Warren becomes the presumptive nominee, and I think she probably offers the VP slot to Harris at this point