Message from @[Lex]

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2018-10-13 23:23:43 UTC  

*When they go low, we go high*

2018-10-13 23:24:12 UTC  

Ah Babylon Bee, a great site

2018-10-13 23:24:34 UTC  

Didn’t the U.N. release some new projections?

2018-10-13 23:25:09 UTC  

@GermanEastAfrica Yes, the ever so reliable arbiter of climate science did indeed.

2018-10-13 23:25:35 UTC  

I swear they get more off the mark with every projection

2018-10-13 23:27:00 UTC  

They always go into some doomsday fear monger shit about how “if we don’t basically end all usage oil and coal in the next two seconds the universe will be under water” type shit and then when the time of the supposed reckoning should come nothing happens

2018-10-13 23:27:10 UTC  

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hastily throwing together a press conference shortly after the news broke, former President Barack Obama quickly took credit Friday for Turkey’s release of U.S. Pastor Andrew Brunson, who had been imprisoned for two years after being falsely accused of a slew of charges.

“Look, people are saying Trump’s strong-arm tactics like economic sanctions are responsible for Brunson’s release, but hey—don’t forget who should really get credit for this: me, Obama,” Obama said to adoring applause from gathered members of the media.

“Look, when was Brunson first arrested? October 2016, that’s right. The man gets arrested during my administration and now Republicans want to give Trump credit for his release, just because he applied crippling pressure to Erdogan until the deed was done? Please!” he added.

The former president went on to explain how nobody has a better track record of caring for Christians than he does, and no other president before or since him has commanded such fear and respect on the world stage.

“President Trump, you didn’t do that. Obama did that,” he said. “You’re welcome.”

2018-10-13 23:28:09 UTC  

great site

2018-10-13 23:28:33 UTC  

ahah

2018-10-13 23:47:19 UTC  

Lol Cuck Schumer

2018-10-13 23:48:01 UTC  

Daddy Mitch is sure able to turn the Dumbocrats into his bitches!

2018-10-13 23:52:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399676530394923010/500818041362317312/unknown.png

2018-10-13 23:52:07 UTC  

so maga

2018-10-13 23:52:18 UTC  

gambling site are projecting a 55-45 R senate

2018-10-13 23:52:26 UTC  

these are pretty accurate because their is real money bheind them

2018-10-13 23:52:52 UTC  

shit?

2018-10-13 23:52:54 UTC  

that's good

2018-10-13 23:53:18 UTC  

55 would be an excellent outcome.

2018-10-13 23:53:28 UTC  

i didnt say it was shit?

2018-10-13 23:53:31 UTC  

i said it was maga

2018-10-13 23:53:36 UTC  

nono

2018-10-13 23:53:42 UTC  

Shit in terms of surprise

2018-10-13 23:53:43 UTC  

oh lol

2018-10-13 23:54:00 UTC  

well TN and ND have been basically mvoed out of the tossup into the likely R category

2018-10-13 23:54:03 UTC  

so that was no suprise

2018-10-13 23:54:09 UTC  

do they have a house map?

2018-10-13 23:54:09 UTC  

the dem candidate in AZ is shitting the bed

2018-10-13 23:54:19 UTC  

kind of. they have house numbers

2018-10-13 23:54:27 UTC  

and they have some individual seats

2018-10-13 23:54:40 UTC  

but it would be impratical to have gambling markets for every single house race

2018-10-13 23:54:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399676530394923010/500818738728140801/unknown.png

2018-10-13 23:55:23 UTC  

I’m surprised the Dem numbers are so high to begin with

2018-10-13 23:55:58 UTC  

because of where dems are located, they need to win the generic ballot by about 7 points to be 50/50 on taking the house

2018-10-13 23:56:12 UTC  

there up about 8-9 points, so that means theyre 2/3 favorites

2018-10-13 23:56:27 UTC  

maybe 4/5 depending on how u measure

2018-10-13 23:57:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399676530394923010/500819475118161920/unknown.png

2018-10-13 23:57:59 UTC  

actually theyre up about 7 points, but some of those pollsters arent taht credible