Message from @whoisjohngalt
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lol yeah
at this rate there will be no elections
cause we will all be dead
*When they go low, we go high*
Ah Babylon Bee, a great site
Didn’t the U.N. release some new projections?
@GermanEastAfrica Yes, the ever so reliable arbiter of climate science did indeed.
I swear they get more off the mark with every projection
They always go into some doomsday fear monger shit about how “if we don’t basically end all usage oil and coal in the next two seconds the universe will be under water” type shit and then when the time of the supposed reckoning should come nothing happens
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hastily throwing together a press conference shortly after the news broke, former President Barack Obama quickly took credit Friday for Turkey’s release of U.S. Pastor Andrew Brunson, who had been imprisoned for two years after being falsely accused of a slew of charges.
“Look, people are saying Trump’s strong-arm tactics like economic sanctions are responsible for Brunson’s release, but hey—don’t forget who should really get credit for this: me, Obama,” Obama said to adoring applause from gathered members of the media.
“Look, when was Brunson first arrested? October 2016, that’s right. The man gets arrested during my administration and now Republicans want to give Trump credit for his release, just because he applied crippling pressure to Erdogan until the deed was done? Please!” he added.
The former president went on to explain how nobody has a better track record of caring for Christians than he does, and no other president before or since him has commanded such fear and respect on the world stage.
“President Trump, you didn’t do that. Obama did that,” he said. “You’re welcome.”
great site
ahah
Lol Cuck Schumer
Daddy Mitch is sure able to turn the Dumbocrats into his bitches!
so maga
these are pretty accurate because their is real money bheind them
shit?
that's good
55 would be an excellent outcome.
i didnt say it was shit?
i said it was maga
nono
Shit in terms of surprise
oh lol
well TN and ND have been basically mvoed out of the tossup into the likely R category
so that was no suprise
do they have a house map?
the dem candidate in AZ is shitting the bed
kind of. they have house numbers
and they have some individual seats
but it would be impratical to have gambling markets for every single house race
I’m surprised the Dem numbers are so high to begin with
because of where dems are located, they need to win the generic ballot by about 7 points to be 50/50 on taking the house
there up about 8-9 points, so that means theyre 2/3 favorites

