ive already mailed my ballot

we good now

no need to notify

to the inactive members, we'll need to

😮

at that point, you'll have to block the bot if you don't like it

we need to rally the last few lazy fucks to get out to the polls

lol

crunch time

we gotta get them to the polls

before they get killed by kavanaugh

https://babylonbee.com/news/death-toll-from-kavanaughs-first-week-on-supreme-court-tops-330-million

the death toll.... she rises....

lmao

Babylonbee is hilarious.

lol yeah

at this rate there will be no elections

cause we will all be dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-we-may-have-lost-the-scotus-seat-but-at-least-we-kept-our-dignity - also hilarious

*When they go low, we go high*

https://babylonbee.com/news/un-warns-climate-change-will-destroy-earth-by-2005 - Oct. 10 2018

Ah Babylon Bee, a great site

Didn’t the U.N. release some new projections?

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-i-strongly-disagree-with-the-brutish-juvenile-behavior-of-the-president-thats-why-im-challenging-his-son-to-a-public-fistfight

@GermanEastAfrica Yes, the ever so reliable arbiter of climate science did indeed.

I swear they get more off the mark with every projection

They always go into some doomsday fear monger shit about how “if we don’t basically end all usage oil and coal in the next two seconds the universe will be under water” type shit and then when the time of the supposed reckoning should come nothing happens

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hastily throwing together a press conference shortly after the news broke, former President Barack Obama quickly took credit Friday for Turkey’s release of U.S. Pastor Andrew Brunson, who had been imprisoned for two years after being falsely accused of a slew of charges.

“Look, people are saying Trump’s strong-arm tactics like economic sanctions are responsible for Brunson’s release, but hey—don’t forget who should really get credit for this: me, Obama,” Obama said to adoring applause from gathered members of the media.

“Look, when was Brunson first arrested? October 2016, that’s right. The man gets arrested during my administration and now Republicans want to give Trump credit for his release, just because he applied crippling pressure to Erdogan until the deed was done? Please!” he added.

The former president went on to explain how nobody has a better track record of caring for Christians than he does, and no other president before or since him has commanded such fear and respect on the world stage.

“President Trump, you didn’t do that. Obama did that,” he said. “You’re welcome.”

great site

https://babylonbee.com/news/vladimir-putin-narrowly-defeats-opposing-candidate-vladimir-putin-in-russian-presidential-election

ahah

Lol Cuck Schumer

Daddy Mitch is sure able to turn the Dumbocrats into his bitches!

so maga

gambling site are projecting a 55-45 R senate

these are pretty accurate because their is real money bheind them

shit?

that's good

55 would be an excellent outcome.

i didnt say it was shit?