Message from @zakattack04

Discord ID: 457295333416894485


2018-06-15 21:24:56 UTC  

It's a mistake.

2018-06-15 21:25:34 UTC  

For 1, everyone knows Floridians are terrible attorneys, thus I believe you must have your data rechecked

2018-06-15 21:25:44 UTC  

I have the correct evidence

2018-06-15 21:26:04 UTC  

That's relieving... (sarcasm)

2018-06-15 21:26:18 UTC  

I trust you know, Mr. "I have the correct Evidence"

2018-06-15 21:26:18 UTC  

as we see here, you have attempted to lure a teenage catholic new jerseyan into having intercourse

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/437444013516128278/457294807996563467/homo.PNG

2018-06-15 21:26:22 UTC  

this behavior is unacceptable

2018-06-15 21:26:37 UTC  

you're actually dumb

2018-06-15 21:26:42 UTC  

OwO face is like saying (sarcasm)

2018-06-15 21:27:01 UTC  

under our records, no such clause is present

2018-06-15 21:27:01 UTC  

Attorney strike 1, would you like to reload from savepoint?

2018-06-15 21:27:10 UTC  

your records are out dated.

2018-06-15 21:27:15 UTC  

not a strike, this is inclusive

2018-06-15 21:27:22 UTC  

don't tell me how to do my job

2018-06-15 21:27:30 UTC  

Times up

2018-06-15 21:27:32 UTC  

our files are state of the art

2018-06-15 21:27:37 UTC  

cross examination has begun

2018-06-15 21:27:50 UTC  

Florida state of the art is still outdated though

2018-06-15 21:27:59 UTC  

The great coastal west is the most up to date.

2018-06-15 21:28:09 UTC  

florida state of the art is among the most up to date in the country

2018-06-15 21:28:23 UTC  

No.

2018-06-15 21:28:25 UTC  

if it weren't, the US federal government wouldn't use us to launch their rockets

2018-06-15 21:28:25 UTC  

And you're hispanic

2018-06-15 21:28:30 UTC  

Thus your evidence is ruled dilatory

2018-06-15 21:28:47 UTC  

The US government doesn't use Florida anymore

2018-06-15 21:28:48 UTC  

I am not a hispanic, I am a h'wite man

2018-06-15 21:28:50 UTC  

and your gay

2018-06-15 21:28:53 UTC  

>your

2018-06-15 21:28:58 UTC  

bad attorney

2018-06-15 21:29:00 UTC  

strike 2

2018-06-15 21:29:00 UTC  

*grabs popcorn*

2018-06-15 21:29:03 UTC  

good attorne

2018-06-15 21:29:08 UTC  

>attorne

2018-06-15 21:29:20 UTC  

Florida education system loses 10% federal funding bonus

2018-06-15 21:29:28 UTC  

Let me tell you something kid.

2018-06-15 21:29:37 UTC  

it's what we in the state call advanced spelling

2018-06-15 21:29:49 UTC  

That's your advanced spelling?

2018-06-15 21:30:14 UTC  

because here in California, we're already on Quantitative Quadratic Spelling

2018-06-15 21:30:21 UTC  

Which is a good 10 years ahead of advanced spelling

2018-06-15 21:31:00 UTC  

perhaps you've never heard of it in your 2 digit IQ state, our advanced spelling system requires four IQ digits to comprehend

2018-06-15 21:31:15 UTC  

Damnit.