But he can't do anything without them

I disagree

He absolutely can

He can't

He can breathe

And see

@Ætos have a great day

And read

A judge is the mediator

I disagree, Himawari

I will have a terrible day

The Judge is not the mediator. The judge lies outside the argument

Does he

Absolutely

The judge only intervenes once the argument is decided

He does not bridge the gap

He exists only to ensure that the argument reaches a conclusion in a fair manner and then decides a fate upon the conclusion of the argument and based on the conclusion that the argument reaches.

My arguments are supreme

I am the prosecutor

I win

As always

Hello

I disagree

“Hello” is not the proper greeting for this situation

It does not match the conversational tone

greetings

I disagree

O

What got into your cereal

“Greetings” is too general of a greeting. Unlike “Hello”, greetings is too general of a greeting, though it does match the tone of conversation, it is impersonal and vague

Nothing was in my cereal

I had no cereal

Then whats wrong with you

I disagree

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Something is wrong with *you*, evidently

General Kenobi

General Kenobi is a reference to a greeting, not a greeting itself

Earth is a globe

It does not fit the conversation

Thats what they want you to think