The judge only intervenes once the argument is decided

He does not bridge the gap

He exists only to ensure that the argument reaches a conclusion in a fair manner and then decides a fate upon the conclusion of the argument and based on the conclusion that the argument reaches.

My arguments are supreme

I am the prosecutor

I win

As always

Hello

I disagree

“Hello” is not the proper greeting for this situation

It does not match the conversational tone

greetings

I disagree

O

What got into your cereal

“Greetings” is too general of a greeting. Unlike “Hello”, greetings is too general of a greeting, though it does match the tone of conversation, it is impersonal and vague

Nothing was in my cereal

I had no cereal

Then whats wrong with you

I disagree

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Something is wrong with *you*, evidently

General Kenobi

General Kenobi is a reference to a greeting, not a greeting itself

Earth is a globe

It does not fit the conversation

Thats what they want you to think

Earth is not a globe

Agreed

I disagree

I dont

Earth is not round

The concept of the earth not being a globe does not guarantee that the earth is not a globe

It's actually pear shaped

I disagree, Frodo

Why do we take classes in school that no one actually uses in real life

At the equator

The earth is neither pear shaped nor round

I assert my claim

Ætos is smart

It stands