Message from @Catman
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Today I get political
The day has come to exercise the 1st Amendment Rights Trump has instructed the governors to suppress. I check Signal feverishly knowing that OPSEC is everything and posts cannot be spread across the internet like my ex’s nudes. Arriving at rally point bravo sierra I see an MRAP with the suspension bottomed out and Ector County Sheriff written on the side. Meeting in designated parking spots I think how insane parking spots for certain groups of people is. A car pulls into the only other handicap spot next to me a 2002 Mustang in matte black with Molon Labe written in sharpie where the license plate is intended be. The sheriff steps from the MRAP propelling the large Coke on the hood into low earth as the suspension raises several feet. Hopping in the Mustang, it tears off, driving in the same manner as my 93 year old grandmother who passed her driving exam via telegraph does trying to figure out which pedal is the break, entering the Free Speech Cage hidden behind walls a mowing down a crowd like fresh spring grass. Emerging from the other side with three 2012 Ford Explorer Police Package hot on our tail we deploy countermeasure. Throwing a piss jug out the window it hits the lead car, which has “Protect and Serve” covered by gore from the crowd it intentionally drove through, with the force of a 2005 Subaru WRX engine with 62 psi from a $48 eBay turbo detonating. Looking on the mainstream media that night I am honored the only picture of the car includes “Biden ONLY wants to smell you”.
@Reno Simply change the red to a red Hawaiian pattern, I think it'd be simple but get the message across
@CarneDeEsada would you be mad if I replace the star with an igloo
Or does it look better here?
I like that
@Catman yet again, you provide a wonderful and humorous take in a time when such a thing is sorely needed
And your constant mention of piss jugs makes me only slightly curious and vaguely worried how many you actually have😂😂
Proof of concept I guess.. NY for those unfamiliar
Sorry I missed yesterday guys I was driving from one state to another and suffering from my lack of preperation on packing
Don't apologize, you're living your life and that's important. @Catman
not mine but figured it should go in here
Pretty cool
I still have time!
Yea we got like 3 inches down here
Nov 11, 2023
I have fashioned arrowheads out of glass in case I come across any perfectly straight wood sticks and a working bow. My hands were cut badly but that wasn't going to stop me. I had to use a sharp rock because I broke my knife trying to baton a log with it like they do on youtube. The survival kit I bought from wish.com had three bandaids and no antiseptic so I turned to my notes to make herbal wound dressings. All my printed out pintrest infographics on survival were lost to water damage or became blouted with blood. In the end I had to sacrifice the tampon I was saving in case I was shot. I wonder how the instagram survivalists never seemed to run out of waterproof matches. Raccons stole my last frozen chimichanga, I fear the worst has befallen me. I may have to move back in with my parents.
Poetic
Guess I have been away for too long
Mother's Day arrived as my favorite holiday. Changing my Tinder profile to include next "Next Mother's Day get woken up by someone that cares about you. I don't pull out. LMAO". I spent all day swiping right trying to find the ideal girl to help restore freedom. None of them seemed impressed by my battle gear and 30 round magazines because fuck Commieformia this is the USA. Finally I hear a knock on my door I knew including my address would let the perfect woman show up at my door. Before I can stand I hear the door kicked in and Ian my mannequin full of tannerite told to drop his weapon. He doesn't as he is the only thing stupider than the tyrants kicking in my door. Ian explodes with the force of a 2005 Subaru WRX engine with 62 psi from a $48 eBay turbo detonating. My house is instantly vaporized as my stockpiled ammunition goes up in flames engulfing a quarter mile radius.
Lmao love it
I missed a few days so I took the dog out for some creative thinking time....
Mr Kurtz im guessing you have nightmares about this 2005 WRX.... Love every bit of it keep them coming
Never owned one but I thought it would make a great signature to throw into each piece.
Alright buckle up as I attempt to slam one of these out in record time. Thankfully shit posting doesn't need grammer
Lmao let’s get it Kurtz
lets see it kurtz. you got an audience now lol
The 2005 WRX rolled out of the garage. All parts had been sourced from the local junk yard where I got my house supplies of premium cum stained car seats at the kitchen table. The zip ties have held together all of the parts perfectly that almost fit together. The $48 eBay turbo let out a shriek like my mom when she found me watching her shower. With no brakes as the revolution stops for those that are not dedicated to the revolution. Upon starting the engines the wheels grinded against the pavement as I could not afford tires. Turning the first corner the aluminum wheels melts trying to make the first corner as the zip ties ignite the oil leak bursting the car into frames. Climbing out through the busted windows we survive the incident as the machine goes up in flames.
“When she found me watching her shower” 😂😂😂
This shit is golden midnight reading material
Lmfao the shower part omfggg 😂