Message from @Jaseace

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2020-04-30 05:17:45 UTC  

Asked a friend of mine if I could stick him with an IV and got

2020-04-30 05:17:47 UTC  

FUCK NO

2020-04-30 05:21:08 UTC  

Lol

2020-04-30 05:21:28 UTC  

I’ve had black out drunk dudes push saline on me to sober us up

2020-04-30 05:21:49 UTC  

Imma find one of my friends to stick

2020-04-30 05:21:53 UTC  

Don’t worry

2020-04-30 05:22:28 UTC  

<a:peepoGiggles:650343252934918164> glad I know how to do that already

2020-04-30 05:23:21 UTC  

CLS qualed marines are better at IVs/blood draw than nurses who call themselves heroes

2020-04-30 05:23:33 UTC  

Legit

2020-04-30 05:23:37 UTC  

I’ve heard stories

2020-04-30 05:23:42 UTC  

Nurses missing like 13 times

2020-04-30 05:23:55 UTC  

Seems like that's far too common

2020-04-30 05:23:58 UTC  

Yeah. Most people suck at their job, nurses aren’t an exception

2020-04-30 05:25:52 UTC  

Okay, I’m going to be honest, the emt-b is a joke. But it’s a start.

2020-04-30 05:26:49 UTC  

My buddy found a two week course, and I did a six week course at fort Sam Houston and that was crazy enough. Look for a minimum eight weeks, but it’s a start.

2020-04-30 05:27:22 UTC  

A nice foundation for understanding medical guidelines, and a start, albeit it a weak one, towards saving lives.

2020-04-30 05:27:51 UTC  

I have contact with an 18D so that’s a start eh?

2020-04-30 05:28:30 UTC  

No, there’s a massive difference. 18D are amazing resources, truly. But you need hands on training.

2020-04-30 05:28:44 UTC  

That’s true.

2020-04-30 05:28:52 UTC  

I mainly meant the 18D to supplement knowledge.

2020-04-30 05:29:28 UTC  

I 100 percent recommend emt-b courses. You’ll get so much more out of your contact with a treating understanding, just from the nuances you may have missed.

2020-04-30 05:29:57 UTC  

I just...it’s hard to get training at my age.

2020-04-30 05:32:03 UTC  

Lies.

2020-04-30 05:32:13 UTC  

Community colleges offer training for all men and women.

2020-04-30 05:32:26 UTC  

Well....

2020-04-30 05:32:31 UTC  

Yeah..

2020-04-30 05:32:41 UTC  

ah fuck

2020-04-30 05:32:47 UTC  

What’s the thing used to test percussive resonance or whatever on a possible collapsed lung called?

2020-04-30 05:33:10 UTC  

I don’t even fucking know. Every single medical profession I’ve ever asked had the same answer.

2020-04-30 05:33:17 UTC  

“You’ll know it when you hear it”

2020-04-30 05:33:32 UTC  

Someone told me it’s the thing they test your knee with. The weird triangle hammer

2020-04-30 05:33:37 UTC  

Stethoscope?

2020-04-30 05:33:40 UTC  

Oh that shit.

2020-04-30 05:33:46 UTC  

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2020-04-30 05:34:00 UTC  

Reflex hammer?

2020-04-30 05:34:04 UTC  

Something like that.

2020-04-30 05:34:19 UTC  

I think they meant something else but that’s what I got from their *vivid* illustration

2020-04-30 05:34:58 UTC  

Okay I was thinking you were talking about doing yaps on the abdomen to check for abnormalities

2020-04-30 05:36:30 UTC  

Collapsed lung had signs you don’t need to test for, most obviously of course respiratory distress (difficulty breathing) but also look for Jugular vein Distention.

2020-04-30 05:36:59 UTC  

Always feel and listen to the patient as the breathe, as taught in CLS or TC3-AC

2020-04-30 05:37:20 UTC  

Hands on both sides of the ribs, ear to the mouth.