O.o im listening sparrow

Do you ship overseas Sparky?

Wait

I got flex cuffs, paracord... what eles?

Wait...

Do i get my own kitchen if he does....

did someone say rope

Flex cuffs, Paracord, link cuffs, hinge cuffs, rope...

Possibly, pretty sure I have to ship uber through Mexico

Right, like she need a fully stock format litchen

Gormet*

I mean, we do have a chow hall. I'm sure you could cook in there.

Flex cuffs, paracord, rope, hinge cuffs, duct tape, and fuzzy cuffs

Oh yeah, duct tape too.

@Sparrow babe keep the shitty paracord to yourself. Get you some Hemp or Jute and we'll talk

No fuzzy cuffs though, that's for pussies.

100 Mile an hour tape is better

I have a fun arsenal

lol

@Ithuriella Paracord is a last-ditch effort. Also, Hemp rope = best rope.

Throwing knives, flashbangs lol

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@Sparrow the fuzzy cuffs are for my balls and shaft

Traumatizing my parents one day at a time.

Lol

Let me get out of here i need a drink

This is where I check out for the night.....while I still like you guys...lol

Lmao. I could say something, but I know it'll only make it worse.

Lol

Well we're already this far

By the time I'm done tonight, you won't be the only one she's calling daddy.

Oh lord

I mean

He hasnt been the only one ive called daddy since i was 16 sweet pea. Dont think youre special

do i need to make this weirder

No

Lmao, I believe that.

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Is weirder possible at this point

No