Message from @[VA] JediComms

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2020-05-09 01:41:39 UTC  

I love my country. Not my state.

2020-05-09 01:42:36 UTC  

I'm actually ignoring messages from a black girl I used to date because this is so good

2020-05-09 01:42:59 UTC  

I just decided after a couple of those if I needed to try it fourteen times to learn it wouldn't work I was an idiot

2020-05-09 01:43:35 UTC  

Wat

2020-05-09 01:43:50 UTC  

Which part

2020-05-09 01:47:59 UTC  

@Jon - You're passing on trim to BS in here........?

2020-05-09 01:48:18 UTC  

Nope. I'm actually waiting to pick up my partner from work

2020-05-09 01:48:29 UTC  

Trim is almost guaranteed

2020-05-09 01:48:43 UTC  

This other girl is a used to date for a reason

2020-05-09 01:49:12 UTC  

But does she have big 'ol udders?

2020-05-09 01:51:12 UTC  

She's got more drama than anything else lmao

2020-05-09 01:51:30 UTC  

The girl I'm with now is super stable by comparison

2020-05-09 01:53:00 UTC  

Stable is boring....they make you marry, have kids, let you have a garage full of motorcycles, and encourage you to be who you are.

2020-05-09 01:54:00 UTC  

I didn't say how stable lol

2020-05-09 01:54:16 UTC  

But I can't reproduce my ideas by killing the other guys

2020-05-09 01:54:30 UTC  

Best to reproduce my genes and teach the kids my ideas

2020-05-09 01:54:43 UTC  

And stack lots of bodies

2020-05-09 01:59:42 UTC  

@[VA] JediComms yeah but that's some peoples dream. Im still working on the motorcycles btw😂

2020-05-09 02:00:32 UTC  

Become who you are. What the hell else are you gonna do

2020-05-09 02:00:41 UTC  

Good to hear you got a stable woman. A loyal and loving woman is the best a man can hope for. I plan on marrying my woman soon hopefully after the BS shutdowns are over, we got a son and property. You’re exactly right, the best way to reproduce your ideas is to pass them onto your kiddos. Gotta build up the new generation. We also should ideally fight before we pass on, and leave a worse State for our kids than what we have now.

2020-05-09 02:01:02 UTC  

@John Public - I had three when I met her. I have seven now and plans for at least five more.

2020-05-09 02:01:12 UTC  

Not quite super stable yet. I'm trying to help

2020-05-09 02:01:22 UTC  

If she was sane she couldn't tolerate me

2020-05-09 02:02:05 UTC  

I'm not sure I can handle more than the 2 we have. I'm sure as shit waiting more than the 10 month between the first 2 at any rate

2020-05-09 02:02:50 UTC  

Lol we have daily discussions over if it should be 6-8 years or more like two

2020-05-09 02:03:11 UTC  

Apparently when she said space them out a bit she didn't mean like my little bros lmao

2020-05-09 02:03:15 UTC  

I was worried

2020-05-09 02:03:43 UTC  

That was our plan too. Then I discovered all sorts of fun facts about female fertility.

2020-05-09 02:04:07 UTC  

Like?

2020-05-09 02:04:57 UTC  

They're even more likely to conceive immediately following pregnancy is one that I learned the hard way😂

2020-05-09 02:05:36 UTC  

Oh no lol

2020-05-09 02:05:40 UTC  

And it really does only take one time.

2020-05-09 02:06:21 UTC  

Well I just picked her up and she won't buy a test at work

2020-05-09 02:06:24 UTC  

Grrrrr

2020-05-09 02:06:27 UTC  

I can pinpoint the exact date my youngest was conceived. Only time me and the wife had sex between the 2

2020-05-09 02:06:34 UTC  

I'm gonna come in and make her check it out for me

2020-05-09 02:09:11 UTC  

Nah bro, anything less then 12 children is unacceptable, trust me you won’t go insane, LMFAO

2020-05-09 02:10:53 UTC  

Sound like legit advice. The Amish all seem well adjusted after all😂😂😂

2020-05-09 02:11:51 UTC  

Rofl

2020-05-09 02:12:02 UTC  

She's sure about two

2020-05-09 02:12:13 UTC  

I bet they're like Pringles