I had a guy attack me in a cell and i had the fogger i killed us all

I rubber banned it and threw it on the ground

Trigger depressed lmao

Oh damn

Yeah that one looks good

I read about one dude with a twist top can in his pocket on campus. He accidentally sprayed his dick through his pocket

Yes we was all having a coming to jesus meeting

And i earned respect lmao

Yeah dude the flip cap way to go

And it is fuckinf accurate

They said you didnr run like a bitch i said i also didnt cry like yall did

Uh youtube, ecfuckingscuse me?
https://i.gyazo.com/fae07ca1becb98b7a7e51f0abfe9938f.png

wtf is this lmao

I... I almost want to click on it to read the comments

why did they think this was a good idea

brought it up in an incognito window so it doesn't fuck up my search suggestions any more

good idea

The description says:
A hacker discovers China's database of "breed-ready women." Is this the CCP's plan to combat the disastrous consequences of their One Child Policy, falling birth rates and an aging population?

So it's not the type of weird I thought it was, it's the ccp being weird

this is actually worse than what i had imagined

and i dont mean the video itself

That'sWhatSheSaid
5 months ago
China: Kills its females

*wife shortage*
China: *surprised pikachu face*

Oh boy, it's even worse. These women that the ccp seems to be treating like product, have their personal info including addresses publicly available on this list

*publicly?*

"Dealing with reality is not the communist party's strongsuit"

Yeah it sounds like anyone in china can just look up this list full of doxxed info

so everyone knows where they live what the hell

er actually, sorta private but a hacker discovered it

so security breach type of thing, also disturbing that the ccp even has it

a leak

They're inferring the possibility of a child quota in the future. Scary

how would they enforce that

rape camps? state enforced marriages?

Certainly wouldn't be the craziest thing they enforce by far

I mean, they're already a dystopian communist regime that tracks it's people electronically, I'm sure they'll come up with something horrific

I mean, both Russia and Germany had sort of...breeding camps during WWII. Russia even had a day once a year where they tell people to go home and make babies. I don’t know if they still have it.

Well, camps might be a bit of an exaggeration. But they were highly encouraged to reproduce early and often.

ww2 Germany isnt exactly a role model but i get you

I wanna say russia used rewards instead of punishments though

Yeah it's an actual holiday apparently

Members of Bund Deutsches Madel and the Hitlerjunge were encouraged to reproduce, no punishment.