Jesus Christ

No way

Two fucking hero’s

At once

I do Healthcare Security too

They literally gave us "Heros work here" shirts. Tooting our own horn much?

You probably deal with some crazy shit from time to time eh? I worked hospital security before had to deal with a few mentally ill patients and some belligerent ones also

Yeah that's a little much

I love the renta cop thing. Hell yeah. And I ain't cheap either lmao

*will StEpPy for coin*

Yea. It can get a little crazy

I'd never class my self as a hero even though I have saved a women from sexual assault on her door step once

Eh. My job is to keep the patients and staff safe, not to enforce the law

Yep

You’re not a hero for being in any occupation idc

There’s shitbag firemen I’m sure of it

Idk. Deku might disagree

I just dont like thieves so I dont mind giving them hell

what you do within said occupation that enables you to be in a situation to do heroic acts

Yes

There is also that one firefighting team that sprayed Jet fuel on a fire.

Oof

Jet fuel doesn’t melt fire

What happened?

The lady I saved was when I was walking home from a local pizza place one night years ago

It’d definitely make fire more interesting 🧐

I dont like predators or violent criminals or thieves so I dont mind fucking with them

Writing fines and harassing people and arresting people for victimless crimes is not my job that's the polices job to be jackboots

I don't really write parking tickets

Ah thats my true name

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Lmao

What the fuck'st've is happening

Who launched the lifeboats

Everything’s fine, nothings going on.

Move along nothing to see here

I do not recall the night in question

I want my lawyer

I did not have sexual relations with that question

Lol

Question? Never heard of him before officer