I'm not allergic to poison ivy

god this whole fucking thread is cursed

I can roll in it and it doesn't effect me

*when you get pegged by poison ivy from batman*

you guys spread your cheeks and spray water in your ass when you shower right

I have had a hot sponge bath using a coffeemaker

Of course I do

Throw a bit of ivory soap in ya ass

gotta be clean

Castille soap

In? Oh boy, this is going to be an interesting server, isn't it?

You can actually cook with a coffeemaker if you are resourceful

Depends

College students should know they can cook with a coffeemaker

it's a whole ass mini grill. Cook some eggs on there, maybe bacon

I was on my own at 15 and poor that's how I learned lol

Used to use that coffee pot to take a hot sponge bath because of no hot water

I need a jet boil

shit you were poor

Buy cheap 20lb sack of flour and live off it for a month

You haven't lived until you cooked a whole meal , including fried cornbread in only a mess kit

I started out with 2 garbage bags of clothes and that was it

Rice too

Sorry to hear of your past circumstances @BugsyBaldwin

Yep rice, flour, beans

Salt, flour, baking soda

Bannock bread like a ma fucker

I’ve gone weeks on eating every other day or so maybe a sandwich and beans and rice

Or hardtack that shit will last a century

I've had small hunk of cheese that was kept cold by the ground next to my sleep system. Best tasting fucking food I had all year, as I was out training for three days in 40 degree weather and the rain with almost no food

Rice has been main part of what i eat for whole life

I think I had about 400 calories across those three days

That's rough man

It was so much fun

to clarify I didn't have to

I used to eat every other day a sandwich and rice and beans. It’s good for character building

You don’t need to eat some immaculate meal every day

/3 meals a day I should say

Yeah I dont do that as is. Need to though so i can put some decent weight on

You go what 21 days before starving?

Eat twice a day and snack and see how much better you feel after a week